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Sex and Booze Poll
Slick:
Ballard, more like bringing home a girl and her ugly cousin on the same night.
My dream girl is an assertive, rugged lady with a cute southern accent that makes her endearing even when she's threatening.
Bourbon, where have you gone?
Lines:
I picked rum because a rum like man would be the type to have adventures and take me sailing. He'd be rugged, probably spends a lot of time in the sun, and would swim like no other. He may occasionally pillage or have to kill somebody with his sword, but that is okay, because we'd be doing it together. Captain Morgan would be a fling, but Bacardi I could take home to mum.
Jimmy the Squid:
Bacardi would be a dude from the carribean with a flowing shirt unbuttoned to his navel, barefoot and wearing khaki trousers that flap in the wind in a daring and somewhat dashing manner. Shit I would take him home to mum, simply to see the look on her face if nothing else.
He may also have a big gold earring.
Lines:
What? That's what Malibu makes me think of. That or some middle-aged woman in a slinky suit on a beach that really needs more coverage.
Ozymandias:
Guys what I have basically gathered from this poll is that the personification of bourbon is Katie.
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