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jeph:
Also gin is the AIDS-riddled Haitian prostitute of the alcohol world

Uber Ritter:

--- Quote from: jeph on 04 Mar 2008, 13:12 ---Also gin is the AIDS-riddled Haitian prostitute of the alcohol world

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And that's why we love it!  Also perhaps Jeph you haven't tried gin that doesn't come in lysterine bottles.  Tanqueray and Plymouth are like fancy aids-riddled Haitian prostitutes.

But cognac, armagnac and other pretensious brandies will always be first in my heart.  French chicks be crazy, judging by my sample size of one (and God knows that the above statement is STATISTICALLY infallible).  But oh well. 

michaelicious:
Tanqueray tastes the way I imagine a Christmas tree would.

Inlander:

--- Quote from: öde on 04 Mar 2008, 08:39 ---Long Island Iced Tea likes long walks on the beach as the sun sets and reading books that aren't too hard to understand.

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Funny, I could've sworn that Long Island Iced Tea was the elderly matriarch who always swears that she never touches a drop of alcohol, when everyone knows that she actually has bottles of liquor stashed away all through her house.

Uber Ritter:

--- Quote from: michaelicious on 04 Mar 2008, 14:54 ---Tanqueray tastes the way I imagine a Christmas tree would.

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I think it tastes like you're drinking the pacific northwest.

So yes, delicious.

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