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Sex and Booze Poll
onewheelwizzard:
I'd definitely have sex with the most expensive saki available.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: E. Spaceman on 04 Mar 2008, 19:22 ---
--- Quote from: simonterry on 04 Mar 2008, 18:51 ---In a shaker full of ice, shake the AIDS-riddled Haitian prostitute and vermouth before straining into glass.
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WHAT THE FUCK
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--- Quote from: jeph on 04 Mar 2008, 13:12 ---Also gin is the AIDS-riddled Haitian prostitute of the alcohol world
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a pack of wolves:
Jaeger, since she'd be tattooed, play in an extremely loud band and get me into some ridiculously chaotic situations before doing it. In the morning she would disappear before I awoke to go on tour, leaving an illegible note attached to my fridge with bubble gum and/or blood after having stolen an item of small importance (the note will be a convoluted explanation of why this was absolutely necessary). I'd also like a fling with absinthe, she'd be a self-destructive artist or writer who'd flip between melodic flights of imagination and grim, bitter, paranoid rage. Both moods would be equally conducive to creativity and sex. Whisky would be the one to settle down with though. She's variable and moody enough to make life interesting but not so mental you have to chuck them within a few weeks for fear of becoming as deranged they are. Plus they'd improve with age and the more you got used to her the more she'd reveal subtle depths to her character.
simonterry:
that sounds like a monologue from a nick hornby book
Ozymandias:
I think he's more pissed that anyone would dare shake their martini.
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