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CEOVanilla:
The only party I've ever been to was my grandpa's 90th birthday party. It was pretty fun, though I spent most of the time helping the maids wash the dishes.

Barmymoo:
At New Year we had a mashed potato party. There were eighteen of us with tons of different allergies and food requirements, so we bought all the potatoes in the shop and cooked and mashed them, then served them in three different ways (sour cream, spices, mayonnaise and so forth). And then we had about eleven different types of sausages.

It was amazing. But I did most of the washing up which was marginally less exciting.

Ooh, and to make it better: we were all wearing cocktail dresses or suits. And one girl was eight and a half months pregnant. We followed up the eating of the potato by doing a Red Dwarf team quiz and having scooter races in the hall. It was seriously the best party ever. It lasted three days and we ate in three different pubs and climbed a big hill in the fog. Major point: very little alcohol was involved. It was a grown-ups party, innit.

Lines:
That's possibly one of the best things I've ever heard. No really. Fancy dress and mashed potatoes = win.

Barmymoo:
You haven't lived until you have watched tipsy university graduates having a 3am scooter race in ball gowns.

Patrick:
My mother and her friend hosted a wine and cheese party and I was pretty much told that I was required to come. I've decided that not only are wine and cheese parties fucking stupid (read: only worth it for good white cheddar and a nice Chianti), I never want to go to a party that my mother's going to be at.

Barmymoo can I come to your parties? :(

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