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E. Spaceman:
hey, my ipod just threw out an appropiate song
Jawbreaker - Bad Scene, Everyone's Fault


--- Quote ---I went to a party last night.
What sick things I saw.
Makeout sessions and bicycle messengers,
Punks and art school dropouts.
I ran into this guy I knew
But hadn't seen in years.
We went into the neon kitchen and stole a couple beers.
He said his girl had dumped him
But there was another guy.
He said that he still liked her.
All I could say was,
"Why, why, oh why, oh why,
Why is it always like this?
Either you're too mean, or you're too nice."
He said, "I even cooked her breakfast."
So we went into the living room.
Someone was blasting Zeppelin.
It sounded good.
I felt ashamed.
I knew every drum fill.
Anyway, there she sat,
Totally kissing this guy.
They looked good, I mean like in love.
Then I remembered my friend.
He said, "How could you do this?
You said that you needed your space.
He's wearing the shirt that I gave you."
Then she said, "Why, why, oh why, oh why,
Why are you always like this?
If I'm having fun then it's breaking your heart.
Besides, you said I could have it."
Then the cops showed u
--- End quote ---

ruyi:

--- Quote from: E. Spaceman on 11 Mar 2008, 11:48 ---Let it just be said that the macarena was once played completely unironically.

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I just woke up from a dream in which I was trying to explain the meaning of 'irony' to my mother.

morca007:
I tend not to go to parties, mostly because my friends are not those sort of people. But sometimes I get to sneak away from them, and go have fun with the friends who do that sort of thing. It is very clandestine. -  :-D

blaha 41:
If you're not partying with people who know how to party, then you have to have a theme. Ones that have worked the best for me in the past:

- Mexican Mustache Party (Everyone wears a mustache... real, painted on, or fake.... and lots of sangria is provided)- this works really well if your party-goers are broke, in college, or too lame/boring to follow more advanced party themes.
- Naked party (only invite people who are good conversationalists though and expect an unnerving amount of eye-contact)... this can also be modified to a "No-pants" theme if you have uptight friends. Bodypainting is also way fun at any age and in any situation.
- Hat party - it's always fun to talk to someone with a lampshade on their head! works for dorky people, too!

The drink/drug of choice for the party also matters. Weed-fueled parties = ultra lame (to me at least... it always devolves into people sitting around listening to college jam bands and ordering pizza). Cocaine-driven parties = bring out better looking people with fewer inhibitions. beer drinkers are boring. real wine drinkers take a while to get going and once they do they are spectacularly touchy feely with total strangers.


--- Quote from: öde on 11 Mar 2008, 07:48 ---I am determined to have some really fucking nice parties when I move out. Most parties haven't lived up to my expectations because most people here think a party is where you drink until you're having sex, throwing up, crying, fighting someone or something, arrested, or unconcious.

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sex is a totally legitimate way to end a party!... the rest not so much. Do your friends have real emotional problems or something?

pilsner:

--- Quote from: blaha 41 on 13 Mar 2008, 11:39 ---Mexican Mustache Party
--- End quote ---

*cough* *cough*

Someone should probably tell him.  Not me though.

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