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ledhendrix:
This thread is the best
It kicks all sorts of chest
With jesting galore
These posts i adore
Who the fucks been stealing my pets?

Sox:
Now that the riff-raff has gone
The honourable fight can go on.
But before we attack
Let's have a snack
I have made pre-fight Tea and Scones.

ledhendrix:
I bet they're delicious
Creative fun and nutritious
But if you drink all that tea
Mid fight you might pee
And no one likes a man that just pishes

Amaroq:

So here by the ringside, we're chillin'
Cheering the word-duel of top billin'.
What!? Anyways left?
Oh we are bereft:
For every thread needs a good villain!

Patrick:

--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 08 Mar 2008, 10:42 ---There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were always quite stable
Every full moon
She'd take out a spoon
And drink herself under the table

--- End quote ---

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

With limericks some are quite pretty
But some stupid tits write them shitty
They should be gunned down
Make me want to frown
Like that sucker-of-cocks Something Witty

(man I hope he comes in here 'cause if not I will feel bad)

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