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bryanthelion:
I really have to pee
I hope it doesnt smell like the sea
I dont want it to be smelly
I want it to smell like grape jelly
"That so yellow" said me.

ledhendrix:
Don't piss in the ocean
You'll only cause a commotion
Its at times like these
That i beg and say please
For people in it are a washin'

bryanthelion:
Oh dear,
Didn't you hear?
I wasn't going to piss in the pacific.
That'd be too horrific
I mean, people would peer*.
(*As in peer over.)

Lunchbox:
I'm actually quite bemused
I thought you'd have all been confused
But stanza composing
See? Not so imposing!
I'm terribly glad you're amused

ledhendrix:
Well as long as you refrain
Then i shall feel no pain
From drinking the slightly hotter
Highly piss infected water
That wouldn't have tasted like rain

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