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Hanners - Final Girl or the Killer

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Border Reiver:
Pretty much what the topic says, in your standard horror movie, who is our favourite blonde character - the plucky final girl, or the sociopathic killer?

Points in favour of her being the final girl 

1.  She hasn't had sex - in horror movies this is usually a good sign you won't be in the sequel;
2.  Can't see her using the standard meathooks, chainsaws or knives as the murder weapons. 

Points that favour her as the killer -

1.  She has that manicial streak to her character;
2.  She has killed before - granted she's only killed bacteria and germs, but still...

bicostp:
Definitely the killer.

Do you know just how toxic most cleaning supplies can be? She's undoubtedly got a stockpile hidden somewhere. And what about that giant spray bottle of carpet cleaner on tank tracks she's got hidden away in the closet? There's a reason you take cover in the kitchen when that thing starts up...

DonInKansas:
Death by Hanners ftw.

Blackcat Moebius:
It'd be like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, only with orbital space lasers!

Border Reiver:
Her Dad's got the space station, but not necessarily the lasers.

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