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Television shows we hate
Ikrik:
Worse than kicking puppies....way worse.....it's like....kicking them and then drowning them.
Tom:
then cuting a hole in their corpses and sticking your tumescent member in said hole and fucking till your black heart's content all the while doing it in front of little children..
Vendetagainst:
I'm worried that the continuation of this simile will require exploring parts of yourself that you weren't meant to see :|
Mr. Mojo:
--- Quote from: n0t_r0bert_b0yle!! on 16 Jul 2008, 00:16 ---then cuting a hole in their corpses and sticking your tumescent member in said hole and fucking till your black heart's content all the while doing it in front of little children..
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How do you know my daily routine? :?
allison:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 27 Apr 2008, 11:24 ---
--- Quote from: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Apr 2008, 14:03 ---why hasn't anyone mentioned my super sweet 16?
i want to punch every single one of those girls.
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I decided that when I'm rich I am going to go through a process I call The Screamening with every girl who was ever on that show.
First, I will go to their homes and when they open the door I will just start screaming at them. I will scream at them until I lose my voice completely. If they move to another room in the house I will follow them and continue screaming.
Then I will stop and just stare at them. I will stare and they will know that their life is forfeit, that they have contributed nothing but carbon dioxide and shame to humankind.
Then a lawyer will enter the house and inform them that I own it and everything in it. They will be allowed to take their car. I will have pissed in the gas tank and all over the inside of it. Also a CD of me screaming will be inserted into the stereo. The controls will be disabled so that there is no way to stop or turn down the screaming.
The process will repeat until all of them are homeless or dead.
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i am in love.
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