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I have three bottles of human urine.

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Dimmukane:
THAT is the best idea I've heard so far.

SilentJ:
Fill up one of the cups and freeze it.  Make sure it's completely solid.

After it freezes take the cup out, remove the cup, and cut the now-frozen urine into slices.

Slide those slices underneath of people's doors.

When they next try to use that door there will be urine stains on their rug/carpet/whatever.

Especially effective in a college dorm.

Cartilage Head:
 1. Pour it into a glass.

 2. Freeze it.

 3. Piss-dildo!

WriterofAllWrongs:
You'd have to be pretty quick with a piss dildo, though.  I mean, 98.6 F + friction?

Cartilage Head:
 Also my friend told me about a guy he knew who had a really big house and was really far from the bathroom, so he had big two-liters of piss all over his room. I mean, dump 'em out dude!

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