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I have three bottles of human urine.
Ladybug:
Yes, you will. There's a "knot rule" that states you should drink a case of 24 0,33L beers in 24 hours, and according to the Norwegian Institute of Public Health, after 24 hours, drinking one bottle an hour, a girl weighing 60kg with an average metabloism, will have a blood alcohol level of 4,2‰. A guy weighing 75kg will have a blood alcohol level of 1,9‰. And most people won't drink 1 bottle an hour. If they drink the whole case in 4hours, a girl would have a blood alcohol level of about 7‰, and a boy about 4,5‰. That's a lot. The limit here for when you're considered to be driving under the influence of alcohol is 0,2‰.
(Don't shoot me if the numbers are wrong, I'm simply quoting the article.)
0bsessions:
Um, yes, it IS that much.
Your average can of beer is twelve ounces. Twenty five such beers equates to nine liters or almost two and a half gallons. The kidneys aren't supposed to process more than three gallons of liquid a day (That's a full twenty four hours, folks).
Unless you're on a full fledged bender and not drinking any water, your body cannot process twenty five beers in any reasonable time frame. The kidneys can clear .9 liters an hour at most, meaning you'd have to drink those twenty five beers over a nine hour span, at least, and that's pushing you past the limit of incredibly unhealthy.
In other words, all of you tits saying "oh, I could do that, blah blah blah" are currently embroiled in a pathetic dick waving contest that's not even physically feasible. You'll DEFINITELY be VERY drunk and most likely you'll be sick as a dog, too.
Note, this is all JUSt your kidneys. I don't even want to know what 25 beers in a short span of time would do to your brain and liver.
Edit: Damn you, Ladybug.
jhocking:
This reminds me of that fraternity game about drinking milk. It started with some guy boasting that he could drink a gallon of beer, someone else retorting that he couldn't drink a gallon if it were milk, and then the realization that it really is hard to drink a gallon of milk.
KickThatBathProf:
Man even one gallon is pretty hard to do in a span of like 30 minutes. A group of my friends did the gallon challenge and only one guy who was like 300 pounds was able to hold it down. Wasn't one of our better ideas. It went about as good as the egg-chucking fight.
0bsessions:
Actually, I almost referenced the Gallon of Milk Challenge when I wrote that little rant up. It's essentially a similar principle: the human body simply cannot handle it, but there's always that one asshole you know who's so determined to prove how tough he is to a bunch of strangers that he'll insist he has or can do it.
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