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I have three bottles of human urine.
Boro_Bandito:
Now that I think about it there's a CO2 pump thing at work for the fountain machine = greatest revenge on fucking asshole customers of all time.
Edit: You know, three bottles of urine to a man dying of thirst in the desert wouldn't sound half bad I'm betting, give them to him while you're driving past in your gas guzzling four wheel drive SUV, you earth killing bastards.
Nodaisho:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 24 Mar 2008, 19:00 ---Hey at least I didn't tell him how to get explosives out of it. Just massively powerful hallucinogens that leave the taste of raw sewage in your mouth for weeks.
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Hey, explosives are good things to know about. Now I just have to figure out how to get hold of sulfur and charcoal when the zombie apocalypse happens. Blackpowder revolving rifle. Or I could just make a bow...
Jooooosh:
He drank some water and waited 20 minutes
thegreatbuddha:
Fill up a bottle of Bud Ice with it, and leave it in your refrigerator. Make sure it is the only beer there. When someone asks for it, let them drink it. Taking a man's last beer is a douchebag move, and deserves reciprocation.
Joseph:
--- Quote from: Dimmukane on 24 Mar 2008, 17:26 ---Threaten to drink them on your blog unless if people give you large quantities of money.
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