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I have three bottles of human urine.
Cam:
Dilute the urine and use it to start a hydroponic garden.
Switchblade:
step 1: Leave the urine stored in an airtight container for couple months, then filter it through ashes. Allow the filtered fluid to evaporate, leaving behind crystals of potassium nitrate (AKA saltpetre). keep a little urine left over.
step 2: finely grind and mix with finely ground charcoal and sulphur, with the weights 75 parts Potassium, 15 parts charcoal and 10 parts sulfur. stir in your remaining urine until you have a thick black paste. Leave out in the sun to dry. Once dry, finely grind up the resulting "biscuit" into a powder.
You now have gunpowder. What you do with it is up to you. Those bottles could make for some fine shrapnel, if you were inclined towards making a bomb (seriously though, DO NOT BUILD A BOMB! I am very serious about this.)
The amount of saltpetre you get out of a mere three bottles of urine won't make a lot, though. so it might be worth looking into gathering a LOT more urine first.
crohnsy:
--- Quote from: Switchblade on 24 Mar 2008, 18:00 ---s(seriously though, DO NOT BUILD A BOMB! I am very serious about this.)
--- End quote ---
telling someone how then saying do not do it, hmm probably not one of the smartest posts I've ever read on the internet..........
Switchblade:
Well, there are other uses for black powder. It's pretty much the best way to scare cats out of your flower garden, for example.
Hell, if somebody let off an explosion (Even a small one) near MY asshole when I was halfway through a Number Two, I'd be constipated for a month...
dennis:
Stand out in front of a drug testing clinic and sell them.
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