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Favourite QC Quote?

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reinah:
"Just go out and bang some dude" is one of the phrases you will never hear a psychiatrist say. Other such phrases include "I think the heroin is doing you a lot of good," and "jesus, no WONDER your mother never loved you."

Lildaani:
This thread is a couple days old, but I had to add:

"Gasp! It is a Bra Pirate! The nemesis of all Underwear Ninja!" "Faye: Avast, ninja scalawag! Arr!" "Marten: This is... it's... okay there is not a word for how weird this is."

and

"Faye: No, the peaches are most definitely not ripe. YES, I'm sure. THEY ARE NOT RIPE MOTHER GOODBYE."

and

"Marten: NASCAR is a Yankee conspiracy to keep you all placated so the South won't rise again."

and

"Faye: Thinkin' about dogs. I was gonna make fun of Raven for it, but it's actually a really relaxing way to start the day." "Raven: They're fuzzy!"

and last but not least,

"Marten: Quick, placate the other patrons with your rosy cookie gases!"

Edit: One more:

"Pintsize: Curses! I am powerless against the might of duct tape!"

Surgoshan:
Faye:  I will stab you and poop in the wound.

Apple Pie:
I feel that after today's comic, this must be added to the list:

Raven: "I might not be the sharpest bulb in the box, but I'm not THAT gulliable."

TheHurk:
Faye: He's skipping down the street.  He is SKIPPING.  You two WEREN'T at the hospital the whole time, were you!

Dora: I'm not sayin' anything.  Although I'm surprised he's not too sore to skip.

Faye:  A bluebird just landed on his shoulder!  Random pedestrians are joining him in a complicated dance routine!


That, and Marten with the penis in your mouth line.  Tremendous comeback, and I've thought about using that one myself since I read it, though it's not likely.

One more:  When Dora was talking about Faye plotting downfalls, and she says they make her feel tingly.  I enjoyed that one a lot!

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