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Favourite QC Quote?

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Chazbot:
Pintsize: "My Limit Break involves a moose, the demon Baphomet, and a Kuiper Belt object. It takes four hours and you can't skip any of the cutscenes"

It's that or Steve's use of the phrase "one man good-time revue"

MrSteevo:
"I'll take the Plastic motherf*cker, I have skills with the plastic motherf*cker. SKILLS."

Pure awesome drunk rambling.

Apple Pie:
Tee hee: just read this one.

"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I just...tripped over my gigantic wang. Happens all the time. Damn thing's like a milicious ball python."
"But...your pants are zipped up."
"I know. It coils around my ankle if I don't pay attention. Very malicious."

Moosehp:
Toss up between:

"I need to learn some new profanity, 'cause the old standards aren't cutting in this situation" -- Marten Reed

"I'll murder you so hard you'll die from it." -- Raven Pritchard

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. -- Dora Bianchi

Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future -- Marten Reed

Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot NOW. -- Faye Whitaker

Alex Tyren:
Dora: We should give [Argument Guy] some kind of member-discount card.

Faye: Hah! "Ten drinks and your next one is go fuck yourself!"

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