Topic: Favourite QC Quote? (Read 124395 times)

Merdrak · « **Reply #150 on:** 07 Feb 2013, 09:02 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 06 Feb 2013, 16:41

Welcome, new person! I took the liberty of fixing the links which had extra periods in them.

Whoops!

Thanks!

Also, other great quotes: "I thought you were going to warn me about, like, a racist uncle or something." - Claire http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2378

Marten: "What's the best way to piss off an indie rock snob? Actually enjoy music." - I forget which.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #151 on:** 07 Feb 2013, 09:38 »

HANNERS: But then we'd have to worry about Moose!

Uelrindru · « **Reply #152 on:** 19 Feb 2013, 10:36 »

Marten: Metal foot! Metal foot… to… mantenna array! Pain level…Shatnerian… in intensity!
One of the best quotes EVAR

XODLIRV · « **Reply #153 on:** 22 Mar 2013, 16:11 »

"My arm is broken! What was I supposed to do? Ask the bear to sign my cast?"

"My chest is not the Make-A-Wish Foundation!"

"I shall...do something in Ohio."

"The blood of Martha Stewart must never be spilled, or it will usher in the Apocalypse!"

"Jovian cans for a jovial man."

DSL · « **Reply #154 on:** 22 Mar 2013, 16:35 »

HANNELORE: "AAAAAAAAAA!"
MARIGOLD: "AAAAAAAAAA!"

mewmew34 · « **Reply #155 on:** 26 Mar 2013, 15:38 »

"Happy birthday, Grandma!"

HappyHavoc · « **Reply #156 on:** 26 Mar 2013, 20:37 »

"HELL yes. My pussy RULES"
"Baking is wonderful! It's like science for hungry people!"
"We have kind of a weird group of friends"
"Rule 34 is the ultimate expression of human creativity!"
"I have no idea why we're playing dodgeball, just go with it.
"WELP Time for some Emergency Bourbon"

Storel · « **Reply #157 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 03:33 »

Marigold: No, I'm serious! Spaghetti-Os and Mountain Dew and you'll be totally better!
Hannelore: I am just feverish enough that this seems plausible.

pwhodges · « **Reply #158 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 09:42 »

Um, it's today's comic!

(This was a response to a post, now deleted, by Is it cold in here?)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #159 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 09:55 »

I just deleted my comment, which was based on a pre-coffee failure to realize that sometimes the comic updates while I'm asleep.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #160 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 11:33 »

"Hey, I did the companion thing. I was Martens only friend here for two years."
I loved how Pintsize has so much more depth to him than we all like to believe.

edited to add source: Insider Talk

Storel · « **Reply #161 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 16:17 »

Quote from: Storel on 27 Mar 2013, 03:33

Marigold: No, I'm serious! Spaghetti-Os and Mountain Dew and you'll be totally better!
Hannelore: I am just feverish enough that this seems plausible.

Quote from: pwhodges on 27 Mar 2013, 09:42

Um, it's today's comic!

Yes, and? It's still one of my favorite quotes.

Zebediah · « **Reply #162 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 16:21 »

There was a post after yours that got deleted - that's what pwhodges responded to.

Storel · « **Reply #163 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 16:33 »

Ahh, okay, I never saw that post so I misunderstood. Thanks for clarifying.

ChaoSera · « **Reply #164 on:** 30 Mar 2013, 03:36 »

"Muskrat, Muskrat, Muskrat, Muskrat"

Always cracks me up

Bluesummers · « **Reply #165 on:** 30 Mar 2013, 06:22 »

"I'm a quantum jerk." -Sven (797)

Boiled Dove · « **Reply #166 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 10:00 »

"I am a milk ninja"

Carl-E · « **Reply #167 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 18:13 »

While the standing "rule" is to cite your sources, I'm pretty sure we all recognize that one...

Boiled Dove · « **Reply #168 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 11:53 »

"music plus science equals sexy" - Faye - 126

Bluesummers · « **Reply #169 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 17:11 »

"They'll hurt my psychic clone-baby!" - Hanners (1119)

94ssd · « **Reply #170 on:** 08 Apr 2013, 20:02 »

"i am eternal" - Randy the Bandicoot God, The Book of Randy Comic 1816.

Storel · « **Reply #171 on:** 16 May 2013, 17:23 »

Just found a good one while archive-diving. Faye in 641:

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Different countries have different veins of bread running beneath them -- Germany has vast pumpernickel deposits, while the French export more than a million tons of baguette shale each year. America has pungent sourdough caverns in the West, and in the Midwest there's lots of wheat sinkholes.

Wonder Bread, of course, comes from New Jersey.

Ba-ZING!

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #172 on:** 16 May 2013, 17:48 »

Quote from: TheHurk on 07 Apr 2008, 21:28

Faye: He's skipping down the street. He is SKIPPING. You two WEREN'T at the hospital the whole time, were you!

Dora: I'm not sayin' anything. Although I'm surprised he's not too sore to skip.

Faye: A bluebird just landed on his shoulder! Random pedestrians are joining him in a complicated dance routine!

This interaction between Faye and Dora's my all time favorite.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #173 on:** 17 May 2013, 00:19 »

One of my favorite moments in the strip is Pintzie as Thumblord. Comedy gold.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #174 on:** 17 May 2013, 00:44 »

LOL BUTTS LOL

I've had chronic butts disease ever since I first saw that quote.

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One of my favorite moments in the strip is Pintzie as Thumblord. Comedy gold.

Yes.

Eddie 88 · « **Reply #175 on:** 08 Jun 2013, 15:43 »

By a wide, wide margin, my favorite QC quote is...

"Is it true that some people eat other people's poop as a fetish?"

Although my favorite gag is the "LOL FALL IN LOL" bucket.

celticgeek · « **Reply #176 on:** 10 Jul 2013, 11:53 »

I have finally decided on my favorite QC quote:

It's...peaty? Is that the right word? But there's also some vanilla
and caramel in there. And maybe a little bit of... old leather?

That's weird. Last night it just tasted like horrible burning.

She is obviously a Laphroaig drinker.

Favorite QC quote

Mlle Germain · « **Reply #177 on:** 27 Jul 2013, 08:20 »

I just reread the "Hanners and Sven go on a date" ark from the 1750ies onward. One of my favourite QC moments (though not really a single quote) is definitely in there: http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1760

Hanners: Could you explain how, exactly, Sven would "seduce" me?
Faye: Okay, here goes. First he takes you shopping at that store with all the cute little organizational bullshit and buys you whatever you want. Then you eat at that vegan café that wins "Cleanest Dining in the Valley" every year. After dinner, you go back to your place, where you watch a movie about fonts he rented. When the movie ends, he turns to you, looks deep into your eyes... and offers to clean your kitchen."
Hanners (blushing): Th-that wouldn't work.

This is so great!
(I hope I didn't overlook it mentioned before... I read this entire thread some time, but it's been a while.)

LeviathanStorm5 · « **Reply #178 on:** 09 Aug 2013, 01:29 »

As a huge metal fan, I can't possibly overlook the entirety of strip 666.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=666

However, my personal favorite quote has to be from 336

Faye: Goddamnit, I've been flummoxed by someone with the IQ of a herring.
Marten: A herring given to surprising insight, at times.
Raven: Herrings are pretty birds, so I'll take that as a compliment.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=336

Masterpiece · « **Reply #179 on:** 09 Aug 2013, 04:59 »

#1145:

Quote from: Hannelore

As far as pathogens go, friendship is pretty okay.

Storel · « **Reply #180 on:** 12 Aug 2013, 22:33 »

Quote from: LeviathanStorm5 on 09 Aug 2013, 01:29

However, my personal favorite quote has to be from 336

Faye: Goddamnit, I've been flummoxed by someone with the IQ of a herring.
Marten: A herring given to surprising insight, at times.
Raven: Herrings are pretty birds, so I'll take that as a compliment.

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=336

I especially love Faye's line because she used the word "flummoxed" -- not one you hear much nowadays.

Quote from: Masterpiece on 09 Aug 2013, 04:59

#1145:
Quote from: Hannelore
As far as pathogens go, friendship is pretty okay.

Haha, indeed.

SageJiraiya · « **Reply #181 on:** 13 Aug 2013, 05:18 »

Too lazy to read anything other than this page, so here goes:

Yelling bird: "AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED."

I think that sums just about everything up.

jwhouk · « **Reply #182 on:** 13 Aug 2013, 05:56 »

(Shhhhh... That's the rumored "last line" of QC!)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #183 on:** 13 Aug 2013, 11:01 »

I keep quoting "This is why I don't like change. It changes things."

jwhouk · « **Reply #184 on:** 13 Aug 2013, 15:09 »

I'm actually liking today's:

"It won't look good on my parole report if she kills him."

Carl-E · « **Reply #185 on:** 13 Aug 2013, 15:17 »

Considering your job, you may get opportunities to use it!

With pronoun changes, of course.

Stybar · « **Reply #186 on:** 23 Aug 2013, 13:13 »

Quote from: HappyHavoc on 26 Mar 2013, 20:37

"Baking is wonderful! It's like science for hungry people!"

I second that motion.

And:

"He's an anarcho-primitivist, I agree with Chomsky's view that it's untenable as a political belief system... Plus, he's really into anal. Like, ew." - Raven

DSL · « **Reply #187 on:** 23 Aug 2013, 17:36 »

My current favorite is Claire's "Get it? Get it?" face.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #188 on:** 25 Aug 2013, 05:00 »

This is one of my favorite strips from QC. The one thing I really like about post-Dorapocalypse is how much Steve gets to shine in her stead.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #189 on:** 26 Aug 2013, 10:11 »

Screw it. I think I just found my favorite quote, because its delivery is just perfect:

"NO.", by Faye Whittaker.

ankhtahr · « **Reply #190 on:** 26 Aug 2013, 14:22 »

I don't think it's my favourite, but I've always loved this simile:

Quote from: 815

Your problems are utterly alien to me. It's like a bear complaining to a shark that it's knees hurt.

Dark_Drakkon · « **Reply #191 on:** 26 Aug 2013, 16:37 »

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"Don't go gettin' any ideas. I'm only holdin' onto ya 'cause I'll fall down otherwise.

Waaugh!!

Just testing."

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=873

Masterpiece · « **Reply #192 on:** 26 Aug 2013, 16:45 »

Hello, new person!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #193 on:** 26 Aug 2013, 17:20 »

Welcome, new archive miner!

Carl-E · « **Reply #194 on:** 27 Aug 2013, 05:01 »

Quote from: Dark_Drakkon on 26 Aug 2013, 16:37

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"Don't go gettin' any ideas. I'm only holdin' onto ya 'cause I'll fall down otherwise.

Waaugh!!

Just testing."

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=873

And a brief while after that:

"Now I'm imagining you having sex with a purple elephant!

Everything is ruined forever!"

Probably resonates because of the t-shirt... which must be out of print. It's not at TopatoCo, but I found this...

toffee-skye · « **Reply #195 on:** 03 Sep 2013, 03:38 »

just Wil's "goodness, that was some rather heavy handed subtext". i've used those last three words in almost all of my english essays since seeing that line.

Schmee · « **Reply #196 on:** 03 Sep 2013, 04:00 »

Quote from: toffee-skye on 03 Sep 2013, 03:38

just Wil's "goodness, that was some rather heavy handed subtext". i've used those last three words in almost all of my english essays since seeing that line.

...and I'm sure that Wil, being an accomplished wordsmith, would know that 'subtext' is nothing but an anagram for 'buttsex'.

toffee-skye · « **Reply #197 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 03:32 »

given how i have friends on the same course who are always trying to sneak the phrase "titty sprinkles" into their essays somehow, i think an anagrammed version of buttsex is acceptable.

Carl-E · « **Reply #198 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 10:28 »

Quote from: toffee-skye on 09 Sep 2013, 03:32

titty sprinkles

Chocolate, or rainbow?

Vurogj · « **Reply #199 on:** 10 Sep 2013, 00:10 »

Quote from: toffee-skye on 09 Sep 2013, 03:32

given how i have friends on the same course who are always trying to sneak the phrase "titty sprinkles" into their essays somehow, i think an anagrammed version of buttsex is acceptable.

"Stinky triplets".

I had to

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