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Darkbluerabbit:
I tend to be sorta cautious about what I post, just because I'm not at the point where people "get" my sense of humor.  Some well known regulars post things that random forumites might not get away with, because their style has been established and most people who've been around a while get that.

Regarding facemetal: I have metal retainers on the back of my teeth, top and bottom.  They are basically pieces of wire cemented to my teeth. 

The guy I've been seeing for several months didn't realize I had them until I mentioned them a week or so ago.  That I can understand, they're fairly unobtrusive. 

Today though, we were joking about tongue rings, and he asked me something about mine.  I was like "huh?  what about my tongue piercing?" He said "don't you have your tongue pierced?" and I said "uhhh, no."

Basically, he didn't notice the metal on my teeth and hallucinated metal through my tongue.  My guess is that generally, lips do the majority of the work in most oral endeavors, and what's attached to your teeth doesn't really matter that much  (unless it is food, which is a bit gross). 

Still confused as to how he thought I had my tongue pierced though.

Ozymandias:
Man how do you date someone for months hallucinating tongue metal? That is a weird thing.

Also, permanent retainers are a different beast from braces and pose no added danger to the process.

morca007:

--- Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 03 Apr 2008, 20:29 ---So, I had to fish multiple jelly beans out of my cleavage today.  Seriously guys, what is the appeal of tossing small objects down a woman's cleavage?  I wear a tank top one time, and someone turns it into an opportunity to play basketball. 

I'm never wearing anything remotely low-cut around my guy friends again. 


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I will say this is not a universal response, one of my best friends seems to enjoy letting us get some target practice.

Narr:

--- Quote from: Aimless on 03 Apr 2008, 23:16 ---Guys, this may not be about boobs--and, really, no offense intended--but it can be pretty damn' difficult to figure out what passes for "creepy", "cool", etc ,on this board. I'm not sure those words are very informative to someone who isn't already one of you lot, which is perhaps why I've spent some time trying to figure out if I've been posting "creepy" in here. It's not a word I'm used to applying to my own behaviour :P

I realise, of course, that being difficult to get may be the whole point, but I thought I'd bring it up anyway. I mean, how else will I learn? :o :o

On the topic of glasses, I realised just the other day that I tend to find nice glasses (ones that fit the person well) sexier than shapely breasts. They can easily add a lot of character to the most ordinary face. Also, they allow for exciting variation, eg: *removes glasses* Ta-DAH.

I met a very sweet teacher from Germany the other day, and I am certain a good portion of her wonderful teacher-aura had its source in her hot, simple teachery glasses.

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Me and some of my acquaintances now refer to that look as the "Hot Librarian" look.

It's amazing how many terms from poorly named pornos can work your way into your daily vocabulary.

Darkbluerabbit:

--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 03 Apr 2008, 23:38 ---Man how do you date someone for months hallucinating tongue metal? That is a weird thing.

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If I had no oral piercings at all, I'd be hella confused, but I do have my lip pierced so it's not that absurd.  It's odd, but not as odd as it could be. 

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