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Do u liek boobs????
Nodaisho:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 06 Apr 2008, 15:36 ---I shall sing a dirge in your honor, man, that shit is rough.
Man talking about boobs just seems kinda inappropriate after that. But damn I love me some boobs. I remember this one time in German class, we were all doing group work, and this chick I was working with (holy incredible boobs, Batman) was like "I'll give you a dollar if you go get my notebook out of my bag" and much to my surprise she was serious about the dollar, and she reached inside her shirt and grabbed a dollar from, well, her boobs.
Upon realizing that money is printed by women's breasts, I had such an amazingly powerful boner that I could've nailed my way through a brick wall.
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Thank you so much for that lovely mental image. I shall pretend you mean nail like the thin metal pointy things that you hit with a hammer.
ampersandwitch:
No, seriously, knockers are categorically an awful thing. I can't believe you guys are able to talk about such an atrocity against mankind so lightly.
tania:
yeah, boobs are weird.
i agree with what jimmy said too, about the whole physical-attraction-being-important deal. most people seems to really go on the defense when you mention the possibility that they might consider looks important in a relationship but from what i've seen it seems like everyone automatically does, by default, at least a little bit. it's just part of the physical aspect of the relationship. i don't consider it necessarily a shallow thing because speaking for myself, i find most people are either pretty dang attractive already or have the capacity to be attractive if they can find a look that works for them. i also find that people automatically become more physically attractive to me once i know a bit about their personality. i know completely casual sex with strangers is really normal for some people but man, i totally cannot have sex with a guy unless i can find at least some redeeming qualities in him. the worst sex i've ever had has been with people i was completely indifferent to. i always start thinking about pancakes or something 15 seconds in. no point in regretting it now but it's definitely made me feel kind of shitty looking back.
to put it in really superficial shallow terms, the way i am attracted to different guys it's like, it would be something like how there's a scale from 1 - 10, 1 being not so attractive and 10 being completely ridiculously attractive. and let's say in order for me to find a guy physically attractive he has to be a 5 or higher. which isn't so high. but that's basically it - if there's two guys and one is a 5 and the other is a 10, it pretty much puts them on the exact same level and they'll get the same amount of... uh... "dating points" i guess. from that point on it's their personality that will really determine which guy i'd rather date. or have sex with. whatever. i promise my relationships aren't actually as weird and meticulously planned as this, this is just the best way i can think of to describe how appearance doesn't "matter" to me even though i guess it kind of does a bit for everyone anyway.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: ampersandwitch on 06 Apr 2008, 18:32 ---No, seriously, boobs tits melons jugs funbags bozangas headlights pillows pompoms hooters knockers are categorically an awful thing.
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Nodaisho:
I know what you mean, eph, you start trying to put a set of rules to something you never thought out before and you start sounding all creepy and obsessed simply because you are trying to make it accurate.
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