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A Resolution, Wherin is Proposed a Solution to Marten's Woman Problems

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Uber Ritter:
Whereas,
It has been decided by so many on these august fora that Dora is a 'total bitch,'

Whereas,
Many seem to have decided that explaining the actions of a character from the character's point of view can never excuse such, 'bitchiness,'

Whereas,
Faye has rewarded Marten's hospitality and friendship with punchings, threats of punchings etc.

Whereas,
She has done this while sending mixed signals in regards to her intentions,

Whereas,
The above is the behavior of a 'total bitch,' using the definition established by Dora's behaviour, above,

Whereas,
Faye's 'Issues' are insufficient excuse for this, as described above,

Whereas,
Faye is thus a 'total bitch'

Whereas,
Raven is Raven, Penny has dating issues of her own, Miina is dating Sven, Natasha is Smelly and Hannelore would burn her lips off if she kissed a boy,

Be it resolved that there are no women in the QCverse good enough for Marten, and that his only course of action is to return to celibacy. 

 :-P

Border Reiver:
Perhaps, but he could start "playing for the other team" if you're barring him from the womenfolk.

Rocketman:
Signed,
Rocketman.

Addendum,
More Pen-Pen.

Glorfindel:
Steve might be up for it.
 
Or, God forbid, Jimbo.

Thaes:
Right now, somewhere in this creepy world, there´s someone creating a fanfic-comic with Marten and Jimbo getting at it.

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