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valley_parade:
I'M SITTING IN A BUS STATION, LISTENING TO SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE, AND MUCH LIKE PATRICK..I found that little "caps lock" button.

Patrick:
IT'S HANDY WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE ACTUALLY CAPITALIZING THINGS PROPERLY.

Lines:
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, GUYS. EXCEPT WHEN I READ IT, I IMAGINE YOU HAVE ALL RAISED YOUR VOICES AND I'M LIKE, GUYS, IT'S OKAY TO TYPE like this.

Today, I have been freezing by butt off in this stupid building instead of going outside to enjoy the sunshine. I can't go outside now until after 5. :( And yesterday I took a lot of pictures and bought my cap and tassel. I am still disappointed that my department's tassel color is brown. (BROWN for the ARTISTIC PEOPLE. Wtf, college.)

Also, yesterday while driving home, some guy yelled in my car window as we passed him, because he was standing in the street about 10ft away from a crosswalk. I told him to use said crosswalk as we kept driving. (This was during rush hour on a busy street, mind you.) Then, in a strip mall parking lot, I was walking across the "street" from my car to the pet store and some lady that had previously been about 15-20 ft. away from where I was crossing sped up so she could stop inches away from me and honk while making rude gestures. As I had a pulled muscle in my leg and had the right of way anyways, I stopped, gave her epic scowl-age, called her a bitch, and slowly finished walking to the sidewalk. I am tempted to find these two people and write them a pamphlet on How Not the Be Stupid.

RobbieOC:

--- Quote from: ledhendrix on 17 Apr 2008, 01:26 ---Least it wasn't Robbie the Jobbie.
--- End quote ---

My friends in elementary school had a whole song.

His name is Robbie
He works at Hobby Lobby
He likes to eat salami
His friend's name is Bobby
He probably likes his mommy

...it went on. Not a real clever song, but in elementary school it was embarassing as hell when they would sing it. Haunts me to this day.

Also, when your last name is Leftwich, there are about a billion really dumb things kids will call you. All kinds of derivations of witch or left/right jokes. Also, lots of sandwich jokes. Awesome.

Nodaisho:
Man... I would be such a bad father. My kid punches someone for making fun of their name, I get called in to talk to the principal, and I just go "Well maybe that will teach the kid there are consequences for being a twat to people."

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