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snalin:
I just remembered Leisure Suite Larry. Tha's just the kind of sex-game we are talking about here. I have only barely seen the game been played, but it's the "get drunk and fuck"-kind of game. Google it or even better, Wikipedia it.


--- Quote from: Statik on 15 Apr 2008, 23:02 ---My primary problem with this poll, and the culture of the US in general, is that BECAUSE we are so closed off about sex, because kids dont grow up understanding sex can be a good thing, a bad thing, etc. we have teens having sex, and having kids.  I dont know about any of you, but I remember my sex ed class in middle school (and high school even) to be little more than essentially scare tactics (OMG LOOK WHAT DISEASES YOULL GET IF YOU HAVE SEX).  Just like the DARE program (anti-drug use program for those not in the US).  I do remember my first time having sex and my first time smoking pot, and thinking that the "educations" I got were a joke.
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Now that's scary. All we got from our teacher was "whatever you do, and whoever you do it with, use a FUCKING CONDOM!

But we did have that scare "you will get this awfull disease"-campaign, but that was all condom-use-related to. Hell, you'd believe that parts of our education was payed by the condom-industry.

Evander:

--- Quote from: Surgoshan on 14 Apr 2008, 10:59 ---
--- Quote from: snalin on 14 Apr 2008, 06:17 ---Well, the eternal damnation is bad, but don't you get that too if you rip someones head of? Or shoot them or whatever?

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Nope.  Well, not if they're of another tribe.  The Bible's injunction against murder should be read as "Don't kill a fellow Jew".  And Jesus's injunction is "Love your fellow Jew".  Religion never views murder of a foreigner/infidel as a bad thing; it's either a good thing or, at worst, morally neutral.

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The Jewish Bible is not meant to be taken litterally for face value.

Yes, the commandment states "do not kill your brother", but a seperate commandments requires you to "treatthe stranger among you as your brother."



Also, Jews HAVE NO sense of eternal damnation, which moots some of the original discussion out a bit.  Sex is also treated as a wonderful thingthat you are COMMANDED to do; not a vile and disgusting thing.  Finally, the 613 commandments apply ONLY to Jews, with non-Jews only responsible for carrying out the seven Noahide laws; one of which is for them not to murder as well.



Never base a thought on the Jewish bible off of knowledge of the Christian bible.  While they may have come from the same place; the Christians have changed FAR MORE words and meanings than most people realize.

onewheelwizzard:

--- Quote from: snalin on 16 Apr 2008, 01:17 ---Now that's scary. All we got from our teacher was "whatever you do, and whoever you do it with, use a BLOODY CONDOM!

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I completely misread this for a few seconds and was horrified/confused.  Was it a euphemism for "having sex with your girlfriend when she's on her period won't get her pregnant?"  I couldn't tell.  Then I realized that "bloody" means more than just "literally covered in blood" in some places.

snalin:

--- Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 16 Apr 2008, 10:41 ---
--- Quote from: snalin on 16 Apr 2008, 01:17 ---Now that's scary. All we got from our teacher was "whatever you do, and whoever you do it with, use a BLOODY CONDOM!

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I completely misread this for a few seconds and was horrified/confused.  Was it a euphemism for "having sex with your girlfriend when she's on her period won't get her pregnant?"  I couldn't tell.  Then I realized that "bloody" means more than just "literally covered in blood" in some places.

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Oh my god,  I just realized how wrong that sounded. I'll edit it to fucking, which fits the theme a bit better.

I'm so used to forum boards banning the use of the f-word, so I have to use posh british cursing to make up for it. Sorry.



And the Jewish bible had a lot of nice things in it, and a lot of weird things. It's kind of like a really good beef served with Avocado-flavored water with gas.

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