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will QC ever end?
Daggor:
--- Quote from: Daggor on 16 May 2008, 20:56 ---
--- Quote from: Electrified Sprinkles on 11 May 2008, 12:09 ---
--- Quote from: Daggor on 23 Apr 2008, 20:36 ---I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.
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...That.... Was.... AMAZING!!!
seriously how long did it take you to come up with all that? I'm highly amused.
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I FORGOT PENELOPE!
Now that I think about it, it seems appropriate that in an attempt to simultaneously woo the Large Hadron Collider and Penelope, Wil formulated this plot with a vengeful Bourbon Monster, The destruction to prove worth to the Large Hadron Collider, and Dora's death to get Penelope in prison (Yes, Wil framed Penelope with the death/murder) so Wil could reveal shocking evidence that proves Penelope's innocence because it was actually the AIDS that Dora got from a three way with Raven's Canadian Ex-Boyfriend and the truck driver, which she then passed on to the makeout hobo before the Tequilla Monster took pity and killed her quickly. This all hopefully resulting in Wil getting his dream of making out with Penelope IN the Large Hadron Collider.
However, the Large Hadron Collider fizzled, and Wil found out that when he killed Pizza girl, he actually killed Penelope, at the end, Wil throws himself off a cliff while on fire (It seems appropriate to steal from LOTR here). Once he hits the ground, it is revealed that Penelope has a twin, who was Pizza Girl. Penelope survives to tell the story to a mal-adjusted misfit indy kid, but doesn't want to get into a relationship because she has "Issues" to work out first.
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I would just like to point out that Steve's drunken stupor was the first, unrevealed, part of the evil plot of this end of QC
Devlinvl:
--- Quote from: Daggor on 16 May 2008, 20:56 ---
--- Quote from: Electrified Sprinkles on 11 May 2008, 12:09 ---
--- Quote from: Daggor on 23 Apr 2008, 20:36 ---I'm thinking Dora dies, Marten goes crazy because Dora die and leaves the area, Faye and Raven leave to try and get Marten back, while they are gone, it is revealed that Sara wasn't actually eaten by Allusaurs, and she gets it on with Angus, causing Pizza Grl to break the Vespa Avenger out of jail, and with the help of the CIA agent that took away Pintsize's weapons, they destroy Sara, causing Angus to get so depressed he drinks a gallon of milk, killing him. Then Wil gets revenge by blowing up the Vespa Avenger, the CIA agent, and Pizza Girl with a thermonuclear bomb. Before Wil can do this, Steve's crazy girlfriend kidnaps him, but Wil overpowers Morgue Chick, Wil decides instead of just blowing up the CIA agent, Pizza Girl, and Vespa Avenger with the Thermonuclear bombs, he'll destroy anyone in the blast radius instead. Meanwhile, Faye and Raven end up getting so angry at each other, they kill themselves (Faye kills Raven and Raven kills Faye). This causes the Coffee of Doom to be shut down. Without the supply of Coffee and with Scott's complete and utter inability to direct traffic, car crashes become rapid one of which crushes Scott then sets him on fire, and one going straight into Faye's mother's house, killing Faye's mom and Faye's sister. Hannelore goes to her dad to get help, and her dad rushes downward with his spaceship, but loses control and crashes into Marten's mom's house. The Makeout Hobo gets AIDS and goes on a last minute sex rampage, ending with infecting another 10 females with AIDS, one of which looks a lot like Dora and flees into the woods, meeting Marten, who looks like her dead ex. They conclude that they are each other's dead ex's and that reality is playing a trick on them, but it just ends with Marten getting AIDS and the two dying.
Meanwhile, Wil is still attempting to avenge the death of Angus, but ends up misfiring and killing Steve. Out of remorse, the CIA agent, Vespa Avenger, and Pizza Girl all commit cyanide laced kool-aid suicide. Pintsize and Winstlow see the chaos, and attempt to sacrifice the Linux Anthro-PC, but the fumes from the sacrificial burnings just end up killing Amir and Natasha. The Tequila Monster takes pity on Tai and takes her to another dimension to be a student and learn the ways of helping those drunk on various forms of alcohol. The Tequila Monster takes Tai to a magical palace made of gold with fountains of every time of beer, wine, whisky, or other assorted alcoholic beverage to ever touch the lips of man, and enough gold to uncorrupt every poltician in the world. However, the Tequila Monster has made a dangerous, drunken mistake, he realizes that by taking a human into his realm, he has released a deadly computer virus, infecting Winslow and Pintsize turning them into killing machines, Tai tries to return to her own realm to stop the chaos, but is destroyed in the transition. The Tequila Monster then sees the impending doom of all mankind and redirects time so that when viewers click "Next" on the page of the last comic, they are re-directed to the first comic, thus creating the Matrix.
--- End quote ---
...That.... Was.... AMAZING!!!
seriously how long did it take you to come up with all that? I'm highly amused.
--- End quote ---
I FORGOT PENELOPE!
Now that I think about it, it seems appropriate that in an attempt to simultaneously woo the Large Hadron Collider and Penelope, Wil formulated this plot with a vengeful Bourbon Monster, The destruction to prove worth to the Large Hadron Collider, and Dora's death to get Penelope in prison (Yes, Wil framed Penelope with the death/murder) so Wil could reveal shocking evidence that proves Penelope's innocence because it was actually the AIDS that Dora got from a three way with Raven's Canadian Ex-Boyfriend and the truck driver, which she then passed on to the makeout hobo before the Tequilla Monster took pity and killed her quickly. This all hopefully resulting in Wil getting his dream of making out with Penelope IN the Large Hadron Collider.
However, the Large Hadron Collider fizzled, and Wil found out that when he killed Pizza girl, he actually killed Penelope, at the end, Wil throws himself off a cliff while on fire (It seems appropriate to steal from LOTR here). Once he hits the ground, it is revealed that Penelope has a twin, who was Pizza Girl. Penelope survives to tell the story to a mal-adjusted misfit indy kid, but doesn't want to get into a relationship because she has "Issues" to work out first.
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What happens to Hannelore, exactly? Does she crash with the spaceship?
JD:
zombie thread feasts on the flesh of human brains.
TwistedRemedy:
The Coffee of doom is condemned (Turns out there was an animal infestation in the vents that no one really took care of, the animals ruined the building), which forces Dora to move away because she refuses to take any help from her brother.
Faye loses her job, as does Raven and Pen-pen.
Marten ended up moving out of town with Dora. (They break up a year and one month later, due to constant nagging and jealousy)
Faye can't afford the rent so she goes home to her mom's house. Her and Sven have a sad moment, but it's covered up with fake smiles.
Pen-pen is forced to go back to the library where she is sexually harassed on a daily basis for the next five years until her and what's-his-name get married.
Raven comes to her senses and dyes the pink back to black. Eventually she catches Sven in an ally, ravages him and is content with her life.
Hanners crawls back into her shell since everyone is gone. She becomes very depressed and gets back on her meds. She doesn't leave her room for a whole month, and is woken up by a fireman. Turns out Winslow tried to commit suicide, via microwave, due to massive neglect. The house ended up catching on fire. Hanners and the fireman get married four years later.
Sven's intern hits it big. In the Rap industry. Her major hit "Can't get your smell out of my sheets" is world famous.
Everyone else just doesn't show up. ever again.
Why-oh-why am I so bored.
-Karamazov-:
Steve's drunkenness and self destructive tendencies lead to his confinement in a mental institution. When he is released he goes on a killing spree at the Coffee of Doom with the Malaysian Battle Spatula.
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