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Scandanavian War Machine:
re-growing his penis would probably be a breach of his porn contract.

sean:
In b4 Patrick says something stupid.

SilentJ:

--- Quote from: Aminal on 01 May 2008, 15:07 ---John Wayne Bobbitt as spokesperson?

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Either Barry Scott or Billy Mays would be better.  Nothing says HEY THIS CRAZY SHIT CAN GROW YOUR MAN-TACKLE like an older man on TV SCREAMING HIS LOUDEST AT YOU TO BUY HIS SHIT

Scandanavian War Machine:
i can see it now...


--- Quote from: Billy Mays ---HI, I'M BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY NEW PRODUCT: PIXIE DUST! THIS PRODUCT IS 100% CERTAIN TO REGROW YOUR HORRIBLY DISFIGURED PENIS IN LESS THAN ONE MONTH! YOU HEARD ME; LESS THAN ONE MONTH! IN FACT, I'M SO SURE THIS PRODUCT WILL WORK THAT I'M GOING TO CUT OFF MY OWN PENIS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW IN AN EFFORT TO BOTH SHOCK YOU AND GUILT YOU INTO BUYING THIS STUFF! STAY TUNED!
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Blue Kitty:
You know what I want, a skeleton of metal.  Would make the regeneration thing that much better.

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