Comic Discussion > QUESTIONABLE CONTENT

Comic 1137 Posting false and potentially harmful information.

<< < (6/6)

Electrified Sprinkles:

--- Quote from: diggitydug on 07 May 2008, 07:54 ---
Dear fellow QC readers.

Todays comic has prompted me to end my long time lurking in the hopes to save some angst and trouble among all of you. Please understand that I am doing this for the good of the world.

Honey can NOT be used as a personal lubricant. For the following reasons:

1) Putting sugar in a warm dark place might be nice for your coffee, but not for your girlfriend. Er COMPLICATIONS will ensue with her personal health about 3-5 days later. For the sake of public decency this is all the detail I will give.
2) When used as a personal lubricant, honey tends to run into places that honey was never inteded to go. As most of these unintended places also (usually) have some level of hair. Cleanup is not a fun thing.
3) Lets all remember what we learned in physics class: Sticky + Friction = Bad

Thank you all for your time, and If I have kept the bee juce from one bedside table, I feel like my work here is done.

Thanks
 - The Management
   (not really)


--- End quote ---

Thats it. You just solved my problem of whether I should take Statistics or Physics next year.
Looks like Physics wins.

GenericName:
Shit, and here I am taking Chemistry next year.


But dudes, do you really think Pintsize would be talking about vaginal lubrication? I see an obvious flaw there...

catbhn21:
Yeah, honey is perfectly good lubricant for a chocolate cake mix eating robot!

SleeperCylon:
This thread is making me think of that scene in House with the strawberry jelly.   :lol:

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[*] Previous page