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Probably the greatest headline the NY Times has ever ran

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muffy:
When you do, can I have one?

RedLion:

--- Quote from: ViolentDove on 28 May 2008, 20:09 ---You know they exist, right?

You could probably get one if you have enough money.

--- End quote ---

I was led to believe that they would be widely available for public usage in the "future."

Also. ROBARTS!

Sox:
Honestly? That's about as likely as a readily available and cheap cure for cancer. Yes, it's something that should really be free to people unfortunate enough to need one. But you KNOW that if you can't afford it, you will do without.

pi:

--- Quote from: RedLion on 29 May 2008, 15:45 ---
--- Quote from: ViolentDove on 28 May 2008, 20:09 ---You know they exist, right?

You could probably get one if you have enough money.

--- End quote ---

I was led to believe that they would be widely available for public usage in the "future."

Also. ROBARTS!

--- End quote ---

The main problem with this is that once jetpacks become widely available for the public, the "future" will be "now", i.e. future=present. In this instant, when the future happens, there will no longer be a future, and things will cease to change. The temperature will become absolute zero.

This way, if, before this happens, we do not invent time machines to travel to the past, the only time that has a future, we, as a race, will cease to exist.

Jetpack Day is December 21/23 2012 according to the Mayans, sooner by other civilizations.

Apocalypse future.

Scandanavian War Machine:
anybody ever think that maybe the Mayans weren't predicting the apocalypse but maybe they just got sick of counting?

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