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Patrick:
Dear blog thread,
A lot has happened in the last two weeks! I have shortened it a lot and omitted like 2 awesome stories but it is still super long because of my writing style. Sorry!
Some illiterate n00b tried to order a Big Mac Happy Meal the other day, to which I was allowed to respond, "Sir, do you honestly think your child is capable of eating an entire Big Mac? The marketing and sales departments in the upper echelons of the McDonald's Corporation tend to think otherwise. Which is, oddly enough, why Big Macs are not offered in Happy Meals, and also why it does not say 'Big Mac' on the Happy Meal menu." He sped away all pissed off, and the remainder of my shift was less tedious.
I was called by the Coast Guard to be an eyewitness in a case where a woman made threatening gestures and actions toward a young enlisted man. I never saw anything other than the fact that the driver of the vehicle she was riding in was in a bit of a hurry to GTFO, but the vehicle description the dude gave matched my vague memories, and the Coasties were really nice to me. I like the Coast Guard :)
I made out with a girl! She hates me now for some reason and I got mono from her (ugh I feel like shit) but it was awesome while makeouts were happening! And a week after Kissy Girl decided to stop talking to me, a much radder, much nicer, and much cuter girl came through drive-thru after a month of me being back, and she recognized me and noticed I was back in town, so she has started coming in every day again. I'm guessing it's just to see me, but it might just be wishful thinking 'cause I like her. Either way, I like rad people who are also cute, especially of the female variety, so I am pretty pleased to have re-met this one!
David_Dovey:
Watch out Patrick if she keeps coming back in every day she'll end up a fatty and no one wants that. You should probably ask her out soon, to save her the trouble.
--- Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 12 Jun 2008, 22:38 ---"Traffic circles" and "sandals" are proper vocabulary for those objects, and I'm not Canadian.
--- End quote ---
onewheelwizzard:
Jeez, how backwards does a regional dialect need to be in order to call a traffic circle a roundabout? That sounds like a backgammon move.
CardinalFang:
Dear Blog Thread,
I'd like to back up onewheelwizard and say that "Traffic circles" and "sandals" are indeed proper terms for the articles in question.
Also, I have the metabolism of a sloth.
ledhendrix:
Sandals are sandals, but roundabouts will never be Traffic circles. Traffic circles are when everybody gets in their car forms a circle and hides from the Indians. I read it in a book somewhere.
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