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20 jazz funk greats:
dear blog thread,
i was supposed to be seeing girl talk tonight, but the person who promised to take me ages ago decided to buy a goddamn video game instead. and i obviously wasn't able to track down a ticket and go on my own, so here i am hanging out with the internet...again.
why can't i have nice things?
love,
anna
Slick:
Because clearly you are not contributing enough to the capitalist machine!
Lunchbox:
Dearest Blogge Threadde,
Why are doctors so dry? Every time you go to a doctor they are all "Mm, yes, a little swelling, oh, your tongue's a bit dry, not to worry."
I for one would be much more happy, after fighting this horrid uphill fever battle and literally wanting to die for the past three days, if doctors were all "WHOA! You look terrible! Man, what a virus. I'm surprised you're fighting it off so well!"
That is all.
Lunchy
Alex C:
See, I can answer that. My mom used to work as a nurse at the Mayo Clinic. One day they brought a guy in who had bone cancer. They had to remove part of his sternum and replace it with a prothestic. Unfortunately, His body rejected the plastic one, and in its heightened state of immune response, the skin graft they need to completely close the wound properly didn't take either. So he had this open hole in his chest packed with gauze, which is pretty bad, but the worst part was that he was a Full Code and the doctors were still trying to work out a plan on how exactly you perform CPR on a guy with no chest left when my mother got there. She says that's about the only time she remembers working there when everyone had absolutely no idea where to go with an otherwise stable and alert patient (yes, he was conscious at this point). So, yeah, most of the time, doctors respond to most things with "Oh."
Blue Kitty:
Dear Blog thread
I heard a rumor that DC is going to cancel the new Blue Beetle comic (can I still call it new?). I am filled with sadness. I don't know why they would, what with the new Blue Beetle making some appearances in the new Batman: The Brave and the Bold cartoon.
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