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Patrick:
Dear blog thread,
Today was Friday the 13th! I only had 6 hours of work today, which was awesome, because I am still sick anyway and would hack shit out of my lungs out of the drive-thru window onto the cold hard pavement when I was certain no cars were around to spot me. Eventually I wound up having a pretty impressive pool of phlegm on the ground to show for my efforts! I didn't have my camera though, and between all the cars that will inevitably show up tonight and the rain forecast, it won't be there tomorrow. Oh well!
The ice cream machine broke, and I got a lot of mixed reactions. Some people thought I was joking. Others got really pissed off. Other others were really chill about it. "Oh I'll get a soda then!" No cute girls today.
Love,
Patrick
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Dear Hocking-person,
Yeah, I know that not allowing me to have my own friends is an instant deal-breaker. But saying they're too nerdy just adds insult to injury. If you don't want me hanging out with a certain group of people, at least make sure they're all members of the mafia beforehand. Christ!
A cold, steady gaze,
Me
Gemmwah:
Dear Blog Thread,
Tonight a girl I like told me she liked me too. We're going to a gig on the 23rd. I am quite excited.
Inlander:
So I was riding home from breakfast this morning, all giddy with glee because I had in my bag brand-new albums by the Silver Jews, Wolf Parade, and Tilly & the Wall, when what should happen as I rode past some parked cars? Why, I got doored, of course.
"OW! JESUS!" [sound of me almost falling of my bike as it ricocheted into the back of the car in front of me]
Actually, I'm all right, and the guy who doored me was very apologetic and insisted that he'd checked in his mirror before opening his door and hadn't seen me, in which case whatever, accidents happen I guess. Fortunately I was going pretty slowly due to trying to navigate through a knot of traffic backed up at some lights so I wasn't hurt too badly. However, now my left ankle hurts rather a lot (it took the brunt of the impact with the car door), which when put together with recent injuries to my right wrist (tendinitis) and my left wrist (got accidentally knocked over when playing touch football; tried to brace my fall with my hand; failed to execute said brace adequately) makes me fear that in a month I'll be hopping everywhere on my right food and performing all feats of manual dexterity with my mouth.
We'll see, we'll see.
Kai:
That is no good at all! I am finding it to be more and more dangerous to ride a bike, at least here in this part of Kansas City. People in large cars seem pretty apathetic about hitting people on bikes. Just the other day, a woman, older, was talking on her cell phone. I was on the sidewalk, and the crosswalk said I could go. She immediately drives up, and, without stopping or looking, swerves right. I made myself fall in the street to prevent being trampled. No good! No good at all. Just because you can afford to drive does not give you the right to plow through anybody.
BrittanyMarie:
What a dick of a driver. That's not only illegal, but highly dangerous, and not only because the people who are likeliest to be walking or biking are kids. I always wait for a person in the crosswalk to finish going before I turn right (since that is what you are supposed to do duh) and I get road rage so hard when there's someone behind me honking at me because of it. I am really good at flipping people off now.
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