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Patrick:
--- Quote from: Inlander on 02 Dec 2008, 17:15 ---No, wax build-up. The doctor gets a huge metal syringe (like the ones you see in horror movies that are meant to symbolise "BIG EVIL FUCKING CRAZY SYRINGE MAN"), only instead of being pointy it's pretty large-bore. The doctor fills the syringe up with water, gets you to hold a small surgical basin under your ear, sticks the syringe in your ear and basically squirts all the water in there. The water builds up pressure against your ear-drum, which forces the wax out. Then the doctor give you a tissue and tells you to tip the water out of your ear.
It feels rather like having a high-pressure hose blasted directly into your ear. Because I guess that's basically what it is.
--- End quote ---
Oh man, I've had this done so many times because this has happened a bunch of times in my left ear. It is actually kindof fun, and being the curious, disgusting person I am, I like to see what kinds of obscenely large pieces of waxy debris like to build up in such orifices.
One time, I had a plug the size of my whole goddamn pinky up in that shit. No joke.
0bsessions:
--- Quote from: Ozymandias on 03 Dec 2008, 02:38 ---It was because of an ancient magical lantern that they were all touching which caused them to switch places with actual samurai who were also holding it in feudal Japan.
Pay attention.
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Ninja Turtles 3 is as disgustingly underrated as Ninja Turtles 2 is disgustingly overrated. I saw all three at Wal-Mart a couple years back for $8 a pop and picked them all up. After watching through them all, I realized 3 was actually pretty good and 2 was actually pretty crap. First one's still the best, though.
Lines:
Ok guys. I told a few people in Gabbly about this yesterday, but the story has continued, so I will tell yesterday's part again.
Yesterday a guy came in my shop and asked about his application status and blah blah blah and I told him our manager was off and he'd have to come in tomorrow to talk to her. Said guy attends the "design college" next door. Now, a lot of the people who come from over there are nice, but very few give me the impression that they are the brightest crayon in the box. I know that's not a nice thing to say, but it's true, and this guy was definitely not that sharp. He then proceeded to awkwardly flirt with me for 20 minutes. About 15 min into it was when I realized he was trying to flirt as he stepped aside as I helped a customer and then resumed his mostly one sided conversation on Mel Brooks movies. It was a rather painful experience. He finally went away after I said I wasn't a fan of AC/DC. (Note: I like Mel Brooks movies, but I was just not attracted to this guy and I didn't appreciate the fact that he was taking up my time at work and being awkward.) After this guy comes in the Staring Guy who stares at me and makes horrible conversation and annoys the shit out of me. To which I shout in my head, "Fucking hell. Leave me alone."
Well this morning he came back. Luckily I wasn't here, so I heard this from my manager. He was asking about his application and wanted to know if he could get an interview. He applied for part time and we need another full time person. My manager explained this and he said he was availible for full time, he was here, even though most of his time would be sent in class. She tried to explain to him what full time meant, but he didn't get it, but eventually he left. Then I come in and she tells me this story. I run off to the bank to get change and I come back and she said he came back again and poked his head in looking for me. AGH.
As I told gabbly, I'm too mean to flirt with when I'm working. I may not say mean things, but they go through my head. So for your own good, dear people of the internet, do not try to flirt with me at work.
RedLion:
--- Quote from: Patrick on 03 Dec 2008, 06:56 ---
--- Quote from: Inlander on 02 Dec 2008, 17:15 ---No, wax build-up. The doctor gets a huge metal syringe (like the ones you see in horror movies that are meant to symbolise "BIG EVIL FUCKING CRAZY SYRINGE MAN"), only instead of being pointy it's pretty large-bore. The doctor fills the syringe up with water, gets you to hold a small surgical basin under your ear, sticks the syringe in your ear and basically squirts all the water in there. The water builds up pressure against your ear-drum, which forces the wax out. Then the doctor give you a tissue and tells you to tip the water out of your ear.
It feels rather like having a high-pressure hose blasted directly into your ear. Because I guess that's basically what it is.
--- End quote ---
Oh man, I've had this done so many times because this has happened a bunch of times in my left ear. It is actually kindof fun, and being the curious, disgusting person I am, I like to see what kinds of obscenely large pieces of waxy debris like to build up in such orifices.
One time, I had a plug the size of my whole goddamn pinky up in that shit. No joke.
--- End quote ---
Hahah, I had to do this last year. It's pretty damned nasty, for one, and is also the weirdest feeling in the world. It's weird though, because I use Q-tips fairly frequently. It's crazy how much can build up in there.
Also Ozy, that's right! Completely forgot about that. Mostly what I remember about that movie is that the samurai who switched places with them were really into hockey, for some reason...?
ampersandwitch:
Dear blog thread -
I had a solid three paragraphs of complaining, but deleted it in favor of telling you that I can't wait until vacation and that I'm looking forward to tutoring the kids in the afternoon!
Hugs and kisses!
The Lamest Bitch,
~*~tAyLoR*~*
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