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Patrick:
--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 22 Jun 2008, 12:58 ---Patrick, do you spend your whole time there looking at ladies?
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Jesus, May, I'm 19, do you think I stare at the ice bin all day? No way. My eyes have a sweet tooth.
I am never giving a full answer to the question "Where are you from?" ever again in this damn town, and from now on I am just going to say "Oh I'm from down south" without giving any details whatsoever. I am sick and fucking tired of answering questions about Albania, and especially the location thereof. Bonus points for "So how do you say (x phrase) in Russian?" and "So why don't you have an accent?"
A woman was being hella bitchy today and doubted me when I said "I just pulled those fries out of the vat, salted them, and gave them straight to you." She thought I was just trying to get her out of my face (that was also true). So it was incredibly funny to me when she stuck her hand straight into the 375-degree fries inside and burned herself. I couldn't keep a straight face, and she lost her temper and drove off. That bitch can suck on my Staff of Cosmic Justice.
Orbert:
Blog blog blog,
My daughter has turned into Claire from The Breakfast Club. She likes sushi. Okay, nothing too weird about that I guess; I like it too. So the other day grocery shopping, they had these little prepackaged... uh... packages... of sushi, perfect for taking for a lunch or something. So we grabbed some and she took some in her backpack for lunch yesterday at her summer camp. She's 10.
Oh dear. I tried to picture her getting out the little sushi thingies, the little thing of soy sauce, the little chopsticks, while everyone else in her group stared at her.
It doesn't help that we actually live in Northbrook, IL, which many people know is the hometown of John Hughes and the model for fictional Shermer, IL, setting of most of his films. My son actually goes to the high school where The Breakfast Club spent that one eventful Saturday. We shop at the mall where Wyatt and Gary got the Slurpee dumped on them in Weird Science. I feel like we've moved to The Twilight Zone.
benji:
I actually worked at a day camp one year, and their was an 12 year old boy who would bring sushi to lunch every day. The other kids thought it was weird. But they pretty much thought everything besides a standard lunch meat sandwich was weird. I tended to make my sandwiches with pita bread, and I was told that that was gross on more then one occasion.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: Orbert on 24 Jun 2008, 09:24 ---Oh dear. I tried to picture her getting out the little sushi thingies, the little thing of soy sauce, the little chopsticks, while everyone else in her group stared at her.
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aw, now I miss going to elementary school in Korea and bringing a little doshirak for lunch.
btw, in doing a gis for an image to show what I'm talking about, I found this on a site called wisconsinfood, so maybe a kid with a box of sushi for lunch won't be too weird:
BlahBlah:
"Juicy Juice" looks pretty good, but why is that apple an orange?
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