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fatty:
WAAAAH BLOOOOGGGG THRREAAAAAD
THIS IS MY FIRST BLOGGGGGG.
I need people who like to go to art galleries for long periods and also give me space!
The only person I can think of who might want to come and be free is not talking to me because apparently I was leading him on and he digs me more than I dig him!
I need people who like music I do and who likes hanging out in pubs who play good music at late notice. Why are all my friends busy?
Guys people NEVER RSVP THOSE BITCHES.
Why have I spent the WHOLE DAY SITTING AT HOME bored out of my brains. I read most of the xkcd archive again just by hitting random and I watched all the recent Improv Everywhere videos. I also beat my own highscore in tetris.
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Lunchbox:
Aww Ali, I'm sorry.
Anyway, I am sitting in a backpacker hostel in Vancouver hogging all the Internet whilst I wait for breakfast and my lazy boy to get downstairs. Yesterday we went to Stanley Park and saw heaps of animals and got a bit drunk! Being in a foreign country is fascinating (even if my roommates are all German and won't look at me.) Anyway today we are just gonna hang around and do not much because we are exhausted from yesterday. Tomorrow we are catching the ferry to Victoria and it will be neat!
0bsessions:
Dear Blog Thread,
I have made a breakthrough on understanding the concept of "cool." Through intensive study, I have discovered the forumla for coolness.
Coolness is determined by an inverse relationship between age and facial hair cultivation.
For an example of my theory, I submit to you Sam versus Joe Hocking. Sam, generally regarded as one of the coolest gents on these here forums, is a scant sixteen years old, but grows a beard that would make a lumberjack cry. Meanwhile, old man Hocking is a baby-faced gent who looks back fondly on Reaganomics. Joe Hocking is rather universally regarded as "lovable, yet inherently uncool."
I still need to adjust my formula to calculate for women, but I'd say this is some pretty intense progress.
Edit: Additional data:
Johnny C. Young, but rather subpar facial hair. Solution? In a band. Variable resolves discrepancy caused by unsatisfactory beardage.
Sam, also in band, further solidified under coolness factor.
KvP:
Dear Clog Head,
I'm figuring out that I have to change the way that I think on a very fundamental level.
Love,
KvP
Ladybug:
Kjære bloggtråd,
I keep reading everywhere that a good help for reaching a goal is to publicize it. This will have to be public enough: I will lose 35 more pounds by April 30th. If I never mention it again it is probably because I've failed, but I do not plan on failing. (Okay, I hope I won't.)
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