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onewheelwizzard:
Here's the description:

"The film follows the adventures of two comrades, Murat (Arkın) and Ali (Akkaya), whose ships crash on a desert planet following a space battle that apparently inserts footage from the actual Star Wars films as well as newsreel clips of both Soviet and American space rockets. While in the desert one of them says that perhaps it is a planet only populated by women, so the other man begins to do his whistle which he uses to attract women. However, he uses the wrong whistle, and they are then assaulted by skeletons on horseback. . . . The [film's main] villain mentions that he was actually from Earth and is in reality a 1,000 year old wizard. He tries to defeat the Earth, but his attacks are always repelled by a shield of concentrated human brain molecules. . . . While there, Murat develops a romantic connection with the only woman there (Uçar), who is tasked with looking after the children. The scenes in which they are together often play music from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Zombie minions of the dark lord soon attack the cave, and several of the children killed and turn into zombies themselves . . .

"A mentor, Peyda, then informs Murat about a sword made by "the 13th clan" by melting a mountain thousands of "space years" ago . . . . Unfortunately Ali is killed soon thereafter. Grief-stricken, Murat decides the next logical step is to boil his golden sword and gold-like human brain in a large pot and forge them into a pair of gauntlets and boots. Now girded with magically-endowed gloves and super-jumping boots, he sets off to find the dark lord and avenge his friend's death. After fighting the many minions, he comes face-to-face with his nemesis and karate-chops him in half. The film ends with a Star Wars-like ending speech where the watcher learns that human brain is the strongest weapon in the whole universe."

I dare you to sit through it from start to finish.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377

loam:
That is awful. There is no possible way I could sit through that whole thing. I'm surprised they could film the whole thing without killing themselves.

Dimmukane:
We could just rename this thread and talk about terrible rip-offs of movies that didn't pay any licensing, whether legally (here) or illegally (that godawful Bollywood version of Oldboy).

Ishotdanieljohnston:
The music alone nearly destroyed me. One of the guys in the credits is called Kunt. Lol.

Sox:
I would have watched the movie if you didn't type the entire thing in the first post!

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