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POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
KvP:
Literal Eclipse of the Heart.
the_pied_piper:
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This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time.
MarkTBSc:
Ninjas can't catch you... When you just surfed a Robo-Dracula from the moon.
SirJuggles:
Normally I prefer people to just read the site themselves, but for anyone who didn't dig too much, this is an instant-classic.
(It was a beautiful night and everyone was having bonfires. A group of teenage girls walk in.)
Girl: “Hi, do you guys have any marshmallows?”
Me: *looks around* “Sorry, looks like we’re all out.”
Girl: “But what if you REALLY need them?”
(I turned towards my coworker.)
Me: “My God…”
Coworker: “It’s time. Get out your key.”
(We then started pretending that we had a top-secret marshmallow stash behind the counter.)
Me: “Do you think the retina scan is going to work with my contacts in?”
(The girl finally realized that we were blatantly making fun of her and quickly left with her friends. The secret stash became an instant classic at our gas-station.)
Jimor:
One of my personal favorites from my own experiences:
When I worked in a toy store, a young couple come in and buy a Ouija Board.
About 2-3 hours later, they come back to return it. "It doesn't work."
:::facepalm::: It took every ounce of self-control to not say anything.
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