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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3700 on: 01 May 2009, 13:08 »

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« Reply #3701 on: 01 May 2009, 13:24 »

HAH HAH!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3702 on: 01 May 2009, 14:09 »

So Tesco is doing this amazing deal, I couldn't believe my eyes:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3703 on: 01 May 2009, 14:11 »

I do not get this
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3704 on: 01 May 2009, 14:25 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3705 on: 01 May 2009, 14:30 »

You buy two bottles of this drink individually it will cost you a total of 1.34 pounds.

Yet this deal means you get them for 1.60
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3706 on: 01 May 2009, 14:32 »

It's called inelastic demand, bitch.

ALSO:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3707 on: 01 May 2009, 14:45 »

Xzibit jokes will always be funny to me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3708 on: 01 May 2009, 15:03 »

[img width= height=]http://www.e-brighthorizons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/grown-mengi-joe-bh.jpg[/img]

Loved the boards, so I thought I'd start contributing.

Call me on it if i do something wrong. =)
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3709 on: 01 May 2009, 15:09 »

Lol, one more for now. =)

[img width= height=]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DfIF-CIJU5w/SfsvNJOvE0I/AAAAAAAAAEw/cLMmZY4bJ1g/s400/las_dopest_attorney.jpg[/img]
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3710 on: 01 May 2009, 15:13 »

ok I should have made this all one post.

[img width= height=]http://www.partiallyclips.com/storage/20070424_Ladybugs_lg.png[/img]
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« Reply #3711 on: 01 May 2009, 15:28 »

ok I should have made this all one post.

Yup. Otherwise, good stuff.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3712 on: 01 May 2009, 18:19 »

From what I noticed, the two biggest taboos here would be multiposting (posting back-to-back) and quoting the post above yours. Ironic that those are both here. :wink:

Frankly, I don't get bent with either one.
...and now to get back to the random, here's some art of Agrajag from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3713 on: 01 May 2009, 22:08 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3714 on: 01 May 2009, 22:41 »

Hey Jens, someone found you a new avatar.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3715 on: 02 May 2009, 00:17 »

If Jens doesn't own the t-shirt/sticker of that by now I will be somewhat surprised.

Once again John Campbell shows us all the way:

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3716 on: 02 May 2009, 00:55 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3717 on: 02 May 2009, 09:43 »

Can't we just, y'know, forget about her?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3718 on: 02 May 2009, 10:33 »

Sarah Palin was just basically an 8-year-old in a questionably attractive 50-something year-old shell.  She believed what pappy McCain believed because he said that was how it was, she had an obnoxious voice, and said things so factually inaccurate you couldn't help but think "Aww, she wants to live in the White House!  That is just adorable."

Think about it guys. 
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3719 on: 02 May 2009, 15:57 »

long post coming up.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3720 on: 02 May 2009, 15:59 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3721 on: 02 May 2009, 16:06 »

Haha, that is fantastic.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3722 on: 02 May 2009, 16:27 »

ha ha oh wow.

That was just great.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3723 on: 02 May 2009, 19:08 »

Or you could just right click and select view image.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3724 on: 02 May 2009, 19:13 »

Maybe I'll get around to it someday, but at the moment that was a little on the tl;dr side for me.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3725 on: 02 May 2009, 19:28 »

Now my previous post looks all awkward because Inlander deleted his post.


I hope it was out of shame.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3726 on: 02 May 2009, 20:06 »

I deleted my post because in the course of editing it I realised I could actually read the whole thing in the topic summary section of the "post reply" window.

Now I could delete this post and delete yours too and we could just forget about the whole unfortunate incident if you like?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3727 on: 02 May 2009, 22:38 »

Nah, don't worry about it.

Pointless thread, I present you with a unaired Mythbusters video

Do Pretty Girls Fart?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3728 on: 03 May 2009, 00:39 »

Yeah, I realized it was a bit large, and I tried resizing it, but then photobucket did something really funky to it and shrunk it about an eight of the actual size so that it was unreadable. So I decided to just post the entire thing, even though I should have probably linked it.

On a lighter note: I wish my physics classes had been this easy: heavy boots
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3729 on: 03 May 2009, 00:40 »



Yoshi!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3730 on: 03 May 2009, 01:11 »

Dinosaurs make everything better.



See? Now Christianity = better.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3731 on: 03 May 2009, 02:03 »


hmm
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3732 on: 03 May 2009, 02:18 »

oh engrish.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3734 on: 03 May 2009, 08:03 »

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« Reply #3735 on: 03 May 2009, 10:06 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3736 on: 03 May 2009, 10:07 »

I find it disturbing how well done that tattoo is.
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« Reply #3737 on: 03 May 2009, 11:01 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3738 on: 03 May 2009, 12:11 »

Notice that he aced the test

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3739 on: 03 May 2009, 12:13 »

His TA, Jimmy, was clearly grading that test.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3740 on: 03 May 2009, 12:15 »

that guy got some balls of big iron.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3741 on: 03 May 2009, 12:16 »

That's a pretty stupid easy exam.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3742 on: 03 May 2009, 12:26 »

is that college level? (chemistry 201)?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3743 on: 03 May 2009, 12:32 »

I don't get the 100 grades. Is there anyone that ever needs to differentiate between 45 and 48 on a four question test?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3744 on: 03 May 2009, 13:44 »

Ain't that 3d orbital right?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3746 on: 03 May 2009, 21:26 »

I'm not clicking on that link. For one thing, it's about regurgitation. For another, regurgitation is a gross enough topic that I am a little afraid that the "shit" part of that sentence was literal.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3747 on: 03 May 2009, 21:54 »

nah, its like billiard balls and stuff. I don't know how he does it but I don't think he's actually doing it. Though if he isn't doing it he's faking it extremely well. My god.
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Yeah, I mean, "I won't kill and eat you if you won't kill and eat me" is typically a ground rule for social groups.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD II: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN
« Reply #3748 on: 03 May 2009, 22:13 »

I'm not clicking on that link.

But it's "Rare footage not found anywhere else"!

Edit: OH FUCK I GOT TO THE LIGHTBULB AND I SHAT MYSELF
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« Reply #3749 on: 03 May 2009, 22:23 »

There's gotta be some sorta trick to it.
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