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When Life gives you lemons

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Johnny C:
Life has saved you some money on your grocery bill. Be appreciative.

0bsessions:
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place.

Johnny C:
it's because Life recently read a magazine article about how lemons can help you normalize your weight when used in conjunction with a balanced diet. Life is trying to tell you tactfully, but directly.

Dimmukane:
Also buy sugar.

DoubleAW:
When life gives you lemons, get some limes and make some god damn soda.

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