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[Guido Sarducci]

I made red beans and rice last night and was pulling it out of the fridge this morning when the refrigerator door swung around and bonked me right in the nose. I just finished wiping all the blood off the door and am now enjoying my lunch. With two folded in half, vasiilene gobbed, Qtips shoved up my nose. Good beans though.

[J-cob9000]

I'm sorry.

[ackblom12]

http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,22300.0.html

[Gemmwah]

The other week i got pushed off a sofa, face-first into a wooden floor, gave myself concussion and was picking dried blood out of my nose the next morning.

So yeah, how good are those beans?

[Boro_Bandito]

My nose has been bleeding constantly for the past 2 and a half months, every morning I have to take a tissue and blow an inch long chunk of dried blood out of each nostril.

I want some beans.

[IronOxide]

Every time I come down to school, I have nosebleeds for about two weeks while I re-adjust to the dry air.

Also, I could go for some beans.

[Tom]

On Friday, I was in one of the stairwells at school on the fourth floor when I had a massive nosebleed. There was like a small pool of blood and I hope Maintenance doesn't clean it up so people are like"WTF!? is that blood!?" on Monday.

[Jace]

I have never had a nose bleed, even when struck directly in the nose.

[Emaline]

I've been having nose bleeds pretty frequently lately. When my roommate first moved in, we got in a fight at in the middle of a store, and when we got home, my nose started bleeding.

The night before last, my nose was bleeding as I had laid down to go to bed.

I am pretty sure it all has to do with stress.

[BlahBlah]

My nose bleeds quite a lot, I broke it playing hockey and it bled for ages then.

Sometimes when I wake up my nose is bleeding. It's incredibly annoying and I have no idea why it happens.

[clockworkjames]

OP: Post less lurk moar? Or just start less topics theat don't have much in the way of direction...

[Blue Kitty]

I have never had a nose bleed, even when struck directly in the nose.

You lucky bastard.  There was a time I would get nose bleeds every other day.

[Guido Sarducci]

So my cousin the doctor called me to ask if I would go fishing with him and when I laughed and said no I have a bloody nose. He told me to spray some afrin up there. Hurt like fire at first but it stopped the bleeding and we did indeed go fishing. I caught three good crappie. Evidently Afrin contracts your blood vessels and that's how it makes your sinuses open up. Who knew?

[LittleKey]

I'm pretty normal when it comes to nosebleeds. I get them every once in a while. And thank you for that tip, It'll probably come in handy sometime.

[TwistedRemedy]

I get the worst nose bleeds, at random. Every time it looks like either a bear mauled my face, or I got shot in the nose. I kid you not.
I once had one at an amusement park.

In the water section. The crowd parted like I was Moses.

I had blood trailing behind me, completely covering my hands,  down to my elbows and all down the front of me.

Yay nose bleeds. =/
 

[Spluff]

I get them pretty easily after being hit in the nose, but apart from that the only one I've been unlucky enough to experience was whilst I was deadlifting.

[DonInKansas]

Yeah, lifting the dead can get mighty serious.

I once blew my nose so hard it bled.