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Scandanavian War Machine:
since when did fleshdonor.org get shut down? that sucks.

and in case you don't know, basically they wanted to create a government program similar to the organ donor program so you could be butchered for human consumption upon your death, if you chose. it was a really great idea that i fully supported, and even wrote a paper about it in highschool.

obviously, you would be tested first to make sure you were disease-free etc.
think of how much good such a program could potentially cause. there would be more meat available to the public and at cheaper cost, and if the program gained a decent amount of popularity and success then i don't doubt that many acres of land currently used for cow pastures would be freed up for other purposes such as low-cost housing, or a public park, or hell even a wind-energy farm or solar panel array. it could even be used to grow fruits or vegetables, increasing the country's overall food output.

Remember: Don't eat the brain!

Lines:
I don't think I'd eat human flesh even if I were starving. Ugh. I mean, people get cranky about what farmers feed animals that get eaten, why the heck would I want to eat a person that eats god knows what. Just whatever happens, I hope nothing happens like in Haunted, where one of the chicks accidentally eats part of her own flesh before she realizes that she's got chunks missing from her legs/ass and bleeds to death.

johnny5:

--- Quote from: Slick on 09 Jul 2008, 08:12 ---
--- Quote from: jhocking on 09 Jul 2008, 06:19 ---doner kebabs are a traditional Turkish dish. So definitely no.

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For a while, the doner kebab article was trying to annex the gyros article and merge it into itself. I just loved that Greek-Turkish animosity had worked it's way onto wikipedia in a more subtle way.

I like how doner kebab and gyros say doner kebabs were first, shwarma makes no mention of who was first, and tacos al pastor think it was doner kebab first but aren't quite sure.

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the only time i've eaten shwarma, weirdly, is in holland. i guess it's really popular there. they offered up a garlic white sauce as a side, do they do the same for all shwarma shops? (also, never eat that before you go out drinking..the throwup is not pleasant)

As for eating humans, i honestly dont know if i could "stomach" it. i might just get too sick and stop/hurl. in a life and death situation, i'd probably try to kill myself as peacefully as possible.

Scandanavian War Machine:
if you're body is lacking certain essential vitamins or minerals you're brain will trick you into thinking that food containing those things tastes really delicious and you'll basically be helpless to resist.

same thing goes for if you're starving to death. you're brain will make you care less and less about taste or your own ideals until you have no control.

Social Bacon:

--- Quote from: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Jul 2008, 09:33 ---Remember: Don't eat the brain!
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Human equivalent of mad cow! But you have to eat quite a bit of brain before you'll develop it.

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