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The Gentlemen's Club
ZJGent:
I prefer to procure the gentle thrummings of the 14th century octaret, also the warblings of a morning lark, whilst sampling the various and multifold sounds of battle utilising my Computing Device, and producing what is colloquially known as a "Righteous Phat Remix".
The fillies at Cottingham Manor love it when I spin my vinyl!
imapiratearg:
Good afternoon, gents! May I inquire about a membership in this tip-top establishment?
pwhodges:
You have to be properly dressed.
While no dress code has been issued yet, the club may wish to emulate in strictness the Reform Club in London, which turned my brother away from a book launch, at which he was one of the authors, for being improperly dressed when he was wearing the same clothes as he had worn the week before to be presented to the Queen, who had found no cause for complaint.
RedLion:
So this ruby-encrusted man-thong will not be sufficient, then?
Hairy Joe Bob:
Do we have regulations to enforce a certain length of cigar? I say they may must be ten inches or over. Who would like a glass of Midnight Port?
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