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and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high

StaedlerMars:

--- Quote from: Dissy on 28 Jul 2008, 10:04 ---It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart

--- End quote ---

who could know being in jail was that much fun?

KvP:
You know what, I'm going to post the lyrics to "Stagger Lee" in here real soon.

You just watch me.

KvP:
And now, I present to you a version of the old blues standard "Stagger Lee", as adapted and performed by the esteemed Nick Cave, and his Bad Seeds.

Notice - Harsh language follows

IT WAS BACK IN '32 WHEN TIMES WERE HARD
HE HAD A COLT .45 AND A DECK OF CARDS
STAGGER LEE
HE WORE RAT-DRAWN SHOES AND AN OLD STETSON HAT
HAD A '28 FORD, HAD PAYMENTS ON THAT
STAGGER LEE
HIS WOMAN THREW HIM OUT IN THE ICE AND SNOW
AND TOLD HIM "NEVER EVER COME BACK NO MORE"
STAGGER LEE
SO HE WALKED THROUGH THE RAIN AND HE WALKED THROUGH THE MUD
TILL HE CAME TO A PLACE CALLED THE "BUCKET OF BLOOD"
STAGGER LEE
HE SAID "MR. MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM"
THE BARKEEPER SAID "NO, AND I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GODDAMN"
TO STAGGER LEE
HE SAID "WELL, BARTENDER, IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
I'M THAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CALLED STAGGER LEE"
MR. STAGGER LEE
BARKEEP SAID "YEAH, I'VE HEARD YOUR NAME DOWN THE WAY
AND I KICK MOTHERFUCKING ASSES LIKE YOU EVERY DAY"
MR. STAGGER LEE
WELL THOSE WERE THE LAST WORDS THE BARKEEP SAID
'CAUSE STAG PUT FOUR HOLES IN HIS MOTHERFUCKIN HEAD
JUST THEN IN CAME A BROAD NAMED NELLIE BROWN
WAS KNOWN TO MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ANY BITCH IN TOWN
SHE STRUTS TO THE BAR, HITCHIN UP HER SKIRT
OVER TO STAGGER LEE, SHE STARTS TO FLIRT
WITH STAGGER LEE
SHE SAW THE BARKEEP, SAID, "O GOD, HE CAN'T BE DEAD!"
STAG SAID, "WELL, JUST COUNT THE HOLES IN THE MOTHER FUCKER'S HEAD"
SHE SAID "YOU AIN'T LOOK LIKE YOU SCORED IN QUITE A TIME
WHY NOT COME TO MY PAD? IT WON'T COST YOU A DIME"
MR. STAGGER LEE
"BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA SAY BEFORE YOU BEGIN
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE GONE BEFORE MY MAN BILLY DILLY COMES IN
MR. STAGGER LEE"
"I'LL STAY HERE TILL BILLY COMES IN, TILL TIME COMES TO PASS,
AND FURTHERMORE I'LL FUCK BILLY IN HIS MOTHER FUCKIN ASS"
SAID STAGGER LEE
"I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER, DON'T YOU KNOW,
AND I'LL CRAWL OVER 50 GOOD PUSSIES FOR A FAT BOY'S ASSHOLE"
SAID STAGGER LEE
JUST THEN BILLY DILLY ROLLS IN AND SAYS "YOU MUST BE
THAT BAD MOTHER FUCKER CALLED "STAGGER LEE"
STAGGER LEE
"YEAH, I'M STAGGER LEE AND YOU BETTER GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
AND SUCK MY DICK, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU GONNA BE DEAD"
SAID STAGGER LEE
BILLY DROPPED DOWN AND SLOBBERED ON HIS HEAD
AND STAG FILLED HIM FULL OF LEAD
OH YEAH.

Tom:
and you see me

somebody new

I'm not that chained up little person

still in love with you

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