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Gilead

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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3300 on: 10 Mar 2009, 06:26 »

Your mother confiscates your pants.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3301 on: 10 Mar 2009, 06:31 »

Guys I don't think she ripped them off and stared lustily at his crotch as he went to put on some new pants. I don't see how it's creepy. Strict, for sure, but you guys must have heard of parents saying "you're not going out in that, are you?" at some point, no?
No because I don't have the kind of mother that confiscates my pants.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3302 on: 10 Mar 2009, 06:39 »

You're also not fifteen years old, dude.
When I was 15 years old I wore a thrifted old man suit, a tie and had a backpack that was a stuffed elephant and my parents didn't say shit.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3303 on: 10 Mar 2009, 06:44 »

Hell, I'm 22 and my mom still nags when I wear stuff she doesn't like around her. I don't think she'd confiscate my clothes, though, but I'm sure she's wanted to. Multiple times.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3304 on: 10 Mar 2009, 07:07 »

Guys, maybe we don't all remember this, but it was established shortly after he got here that MU had some pretty strict folks. Wasn't his first thread about trying to find ways to listen to music without getting in trouble?

When I was a teenager, I wore a ratty 3-cornered hat to school every day. My mom hated it and told me so repeatedly, but she never confiscated it.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3305 on: 10 Mar 2009, 07:13 »

you guys must have heard of parents saying "you're not going out in that, are you?"

On Saturday. I was wearing a black dress with black tights, a waist belt and heels. Not at all inappropriate. Sometimes, parents are cocks.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3306 on: 10 Mar 2009, 07:14 »

Hell, I'm 22 and my mom still nags when I wear stuff she doesn't like around her.

I'm 62 and my wife still nags when I wear stuff she doesn't like around her.

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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3307 on: 10 Mar 2009, 07:42 »

When I was getting ready to go to Germany last summer, my mother took me shopping (this is seriously rare) because and I quote "you cannot go and look after two small children whilst dressed as a prostitute".

You've seen photos of me, right? Do I really look like a prostitute?

Guys it is not fashion-thread relevant but the blog thread is blocked from this computer and I am PISSED OFF. My best friend and I are meant to be going to London for two days in two weeks (sort of a college trip except that it's an educational trip for a subject we don't take, so basically it was just for a trip to London) and I found out just now that he's not going any more. Apparently just about everyone else already knew this, he just didn't bother telling me because he thought I'd be angry. Too right I'm angry, I'm angry that he didn't tell me earlier! I don't know what his reasons are for not going, he said something shitty like "I had a row with my mum" which sounds really stupid.

GAH I AM SO PISSED OFF AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I'm gutted that he isn't coming, because I was really looking forwards to it, but I would understand if he would deign to explain to me. But I'm so angry that he didn't bother telling me. I don't want to go to London on my own. MEAHYJLKAE ST/LIHAE yt/. Why am I so cross?

Sorry for blogging out the fashion thread. I will delete all the blogginess when I get home.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3308 on: 10 Mar 2009, 07:50 »

When I was a teenager, I wore a ratty 3-cornered hat to school every day. My mom hated it and told me so repeatedly, but she never confiscated it.

You wore a fucking Tricorn hat? That's badass!
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3309 on: 10 Mar 2009, 10:26 »

These are the boots I got. Standard military issue I think, at least around here. They were 9 dollars.


This is my new bag. Brown leather, 4 pockets, removable shoulder strap, basically hella sexy. It cost substantially more than 9 dollars, and it was 50% off.



Also have some bright yellow cords, a new hat, and a navy/black plaid pendleton shirt.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3310 on: 10 Mar 2009, 11:05 »

I would let kieffer dress me.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3311 on: 10 Mar 2009, 12:06 »

I would let unkieffer dress me.

There you go Darryl, you made a typo.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3312 on: 10 Mar 2009, 12:13 »

Wait that post really confused me.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3313 on: 10 Mar 2009, 12:30 »

Wait that post really confused everyone
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3314 on: 10 Mar 2009, 12:32 »

I would let unkieffer dress me.

There you go Darryl, you made a typo.

Oh Andy! You did that wrong and obviously are stupid and need to stick to things you're good at. Let me fix that for you.

I would let kieffer undress me.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3315 on: 10 Mar 2009, 12:40 »

That made more sense indeed...
Also, new vest.. New as in, i found it in a creepy second hand store for €15.. I guess it's age around 35 years old.. I had to de-fungus it first  :|.. But still: VEST
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3316 on: 10 Mar 2009, 13:56 »

I would let unkieffer dress me.

There you go Darryl, you made a typo.

Oh Andy! You did that wrong and obviously are stupid and need to stick to things you're good at. Let me fix that for you.

I would let kieffer undress me.


Turn 18 first.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3317 on: 10 Mar 2009, 16:21 »

I am still confused. I just got the best pair of ghetto 5 dollar earrings. The are of the chunky hoop variety. They are so large that I cannot wear my tunnels with them.

They look much like this, except smooth and silver:
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3318 on: 10 Mar 2009, 16:29 »

I think Midnight Umbreon's mum did him a huge favour.

That said, once you're old enough to get a job, get one and buy your own clothes, dude. There Comes A Time In A Man's Life When He Must Dress Himself.

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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3319 on: 10 Mar 2009, 17:57 »

Man I remember that was a pretty tough break with my parents.
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Gilead

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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3320 on: 10 Mar 2009, 18:14 »

Julia you are going to be ghetto fabulous.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3321 on: 10 Mar 2009, 18:15 »

Going to be?
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3322 on: 10 Mar 2009, 18:36 »

I would let unkieffer dress me.

There you go Darryl, you made a typo.

Oh Andy! You did that wrong and obviously are stupid and need to stick to things you're good at. Let me fix that for you.

I would let kieffer undress me.


Turn 18 first.

Oh I was talking about Darryl, he's over 18.

Wait you thought I meant me? Ew! Keep your filthy paws away from me you stylish cad >:C

PS- VEST!
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3323 on: 10 Mar 2009, 18:52 »

What if I am wearing an especially dapper fursuit.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3324 on: 10 Mar 2009, 18:52 »

I heard you was into that.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3325 on: 10 Mar 2009, 19:11 »

Especially not in a dapper fursuit

Not even the dapperist
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3326 on: 10 Mar 2009, 20:16 »

Not in a dapper fursuit?

Not in a state of disrepute?
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3327 on: 10 Mar 2009, 20:16 »

What about in the fursuit of a fox? Possibly in a box?
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3328 on: 12 Mar 2009, 12:55 »

800 of those plastic rings from those gumball machines.. You could make a plastic  hauberk.. And saunter around town with it
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3329 on: 12 Mar 2009, 13:34 »

anything that facilitates sauntering is A-okay in my book!
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3330 on: 13 Mar 2009, 12:08 »

I found an etsy site (iheartnorwegianwood) with some totally amazing stuff!  I can definitely see Andy rocking it way better than I could though





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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3331 on: 13 Mar 2009, 12:13 »

I hate shoping, but I love the clothes. Here are a couple of brands I wear often;

- H&M
- Express
- Vans
- Lucky
- Guess
- Old Navy

Some people like video games, others spend it on pot, I'm just a t-shirt guy; I'd like to have as many as possible. So brands aren't a factor of where I get my shirts.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3332 on: 13 Mar 2009, 12:14 »

guys, i have around 200 dollars, possibly a little under 400 if this wallet maker keeps flaking out.


what should i get.

Be more specific.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3333 on: 13 Mar 2009, 12:57 »


is this all too much?
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3334 on: 13 Mar 2009, 13:16 »

Yeah I never really cared for the cover of sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club band. So yes, yes it is.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3335 on: 13 Mar 2009, 13:28 »

That scarf and that t-shirt = No.
Those shades and that scarf = maybe possibly, if you had a lot more attitude and really long hair and some form of awesome leather jacket over the top and it was really cold?
Those shades and that t-shirt = only if you have ABSOLUTELY no other shades to wear and it's really sunny.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3336 on: 13 Mar 2009, 14:46 »


is this all too much?

You're looking like a fashionable Al-Qaeda member.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3337 on: 13 Mar 2009, 14:47 »

Please don't quote pictures.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3338 on: 13 Mar 2009, 14:55 »

What exactly am I allowed to quote? All these rules are new to me.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3339 on: 13 Mar 2009, 15:06 »

Basically, stuff that is necessary for people to understand who and what you are replying to. If it's a picture, and it isn't directly above your post, you could either reference the picture by saying whose photo it was, or just remove the photo from the quote and replace it with a describing text, such as [photo with glasses and scarf] or something. It makes the page much less crowded, and it is good for those browsing from phones etc.

And yeah, quoting something from the post directly above yours is rarely necessary, unless it is a long post and you are replying to a single sentence or two, then it might be useful.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3340 on: 13 Mar 2009, 15:15 »

is this all too much?

Yes, truthfully, you look a little too old to dress as an early 20s hipster.  You should be graduating into some collared shirts, polos or button ups are both fine.  Invest in some blazers for warmer weather, and maybe a pair of not too full of themselves aviators (No reflective lens or metallic frames).  Get a traditional scarf, if you still want to be fashionable get a long as fuck one since theres a million ways you can wear it.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3341 on: 13 Mar 2009, 16:13 »

I should probably hide the keffiyeh I have a bit better then. I don't want anyone finding it and knowing my secret!
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3342 on: 13 Mar 2009, 16:15 »

Thecabbler you look like the creepy older guy at a hipster gig in that get up.
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« Reply #3343 on: 13 Mar 2009, 18:01 »

leopard tights picture

Fashionistas take note - even beautiful, slim model has chunky thigh syndrome in shiny tights. I love everything else though.

glasses and scarf picture

I think he's poking fun at the fashion advice thread by being ironic! NOOOOOOOOooooooooo...
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3344 on: 13 Mar 2009, 19:38 »

That's what keffiyeh scarves mean! It's like the secret handshake of terrorists.

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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3345 on: 13 Mar 2009, 19:45 »

The funniest thing is watching hipsters of a Jewish background (the same who like talking out their ass about their misguided Zionist beliefs) prance around wearing keffiyehs not realizing that the garment they are wearing advertises their support of pan-Arabic reunification and the destruction of the Israeli state.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3346 on: 13 Mar 2009, 19:53 »

It really bugs me when people wear keffiyehs without understand the political/historical significance of them.

Particularly hipster girls.

This is where the argument about keffiyehs in this thread started last time. You can click on the link at the top of the quote box to go back to that post on page 19 and read onwards from there.

Just thought I'd save everybody a lot of trouble.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3347 on: 13 Mar 2009, 20:33 »

The funniest thing is watching hipsters of a Jewish background (the same who like talking out their ass about their misguided Zionist beliefs) prance around wearing keffiyehs not realizing that the garment they are wearing advertises their support of pan-Arabic reunification and the destruction of the Israeli state.

See, I thought the whole point of hipsterism was to out-irony the other guy.

I might actually go buy a keffiyeh tomorrow. Why? Cos I think they look pretty cool. I'm pro-Palestine, but that has fucking nothing to do with what I wear.
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3348 on: 13 Mar 2009, 20:41 »

Mix it up with a turquoise yamacha and a nazi party arm band, then you'll really stick it to the man!
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Re: Let's have a fashion advice thread.
« Reply #3349 on: 13 Mar 2009, 20:41 »

This is where the argument about keffiyehs in this thread started last time. You can click on the link at the top of the quote box to go back to that post on page 19 and read onwards from there.

Ahhh I spent like 20 mins trying to find this convo, anyway I didnt we decide that it really isnt about Palestinian solidarity since its just been adopted as a piece of fashion.  And its roots were actually in functionality to keep sand out of desert peoples faces. So as a symbol of Palestinian solidarity realistically can only be acknowledge as more of a Yassir Arafat solidarity symbol at most.  And even then it petered out in 2003 or whatever when Hamas replaced the PLO in some dubious elections.
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