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This is the thread where we create the mythology of Kieffer
Hat:
And lo, God did give unto us his only son Kieffer, who was born to this world in the guise of a baby, but nay it was no ordinary baby for he was the Lord, given to us to absolve us of all sins. And so under the light of a single unyielding star did the Virgin Mother give birth to Kieffer in a stable, while three kings and three shepards watched on, and brought gifts. Then nothing happened for a long time and then we nailed him to a cross.
Good times.
Jimmy the Squid:
Kieffer was banned because I organised it to be so.
Take that however you want to.
Ozymandias:
Jimmy is Judas, Pontius Pilate, and the Jews all in one.
Jimmy the Squid:
Pontius Pilate wasn't a bad guy. He was a dude who liked being in power and didn't want the Jews to turn against him so he just did what they suggested and had a guy, who was basically a trouble maker, killed in the most horrific way imaginable.
Hat:
Of course you'd say that you fucking murderer
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