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Godawful products that you've seen for sale
Elizzybeth:
The whole concept of water energizers cracks me up.
Because your water has been treated and rid of giardia, it has died! It is filled with negative programming! You must revitalize it by purchasing this glorified electric coaster, which projects chi and orgone (universal life force--a neologism from "orgasm" and "-one," which presumably denotes its thoroughly scientific origins).
You can purchase the transfer couple, which is a little stone circle, that you can energize on your Aqua Optimizer, then bring with you anywhere to energize your water on the go! The Aqua Optimizer people claim to "have strong indications that it works way beyond our planet."
My boyfriend's father owns and uses a device similar to this.
Liz:
It's not really godawful, but it is completely unnecessary.
And these things, I think they are the worst idea ever. I mean really, who thought it would be clever to have two plastic geese that you could set up on your front lawn and dress in little outfits?
My mom used to get the catalog both those things are sold in. I am tempted to have it sent to me now, for a good laugh. Occasionally they do have useful things for sale, but usually everything is just ridiculous.
Vendetagainst:
Oh God, speaking of water-treating products:
Oh hey, let's all put a highly reactive irritant into our water because it will give us even more oxygen and not just cause a bunch of shit!
HellStorm:
I don't know where it's sold but I saw it on TV (the motorized ice-cream cones reminded me). It was like a Borat style mankini for a parrot. Apparently it was meant to be for if it was flying around so it doesn't shit all over your house. It made me laugh :-P
orangepeas:
Magic Bullet anyone?
http://www.buythebullet.com/
in all honesty, this product dosen't seem that bad. Maybe it's more of the commercial for it that is really bad.
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