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Jumping the shark?
jwhouk:
All righty, I'll be the first to say it:
If Dora and Marten break up, Fonzie has just cleared the shark tank.
raoullefere:
That makes little sense. I call it a desperate ploy to bring this thread back on track.
But I'll bite: where, oh wise jwhouk, doth the impressive stone tablet lie, whereupon it is written, nay, chiseled:
And Behold: Dora and Marten shall a matched pair, two and one, remain for all of time. And, should the twain not remain as one, e'en then wilt thou knoweth that is a SIGN that the time draws near when a man of the great Tribe of the very Latins, yet not a Latin in truth, his ebon hair anointed with fine ichors, shall don both a kirtle most hideously and brightly patterned and yet, e'en though the bright Sun doth shine down upon him, shall yet adorn his upper person with the cloth-lined hide of an ox made ebon. And upon his feet shall he set great wide lathes of wood that yet is e'en not wood; and in his hands shall he grasp a cord; and to that cord shall be tethered a howling monster that doth course over the waters at speeds undream'ed. And e'en shall that monster pull yon man of the Latins, yet not, BY the cord and nearer and nearer unto a great enclosure set in the azure waters, within which lurk hungry fishes of the deep eager to feast upon him. And shall he pass over, or shall he e'en be consumed? That, shall ye NOT know, save that ye attune that incandescent panel of light on which these images that thrill the blood do appear within so that it will e'en bring unto ye this fateful image in the season that doth follow.
Then shall come the END times, and all that ye know and, yea, also that which ye hoped to know, ALL will be thrown into the maw of chaos, which shall chew and e'en REND it into a shape most unpleasing, and never again shall aught be right.
Because I know I missed it.
Carl-E:
Didn't you get your copy of The Apocrypha?
Book of Steve, ch. 23, v, 15 - 28.
Seriously, though, setting the boundaries is a relationship hurdle to be gotten over. Dora may have just employed the Monster Truck option, but I'd be surprised if this led to a permanent break-up.
Not that it won't happen, but I would be surprised.
However, ther will be much wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
TRVA123:
on the original topic (although Asimov is awesome!)
Jeph runs out of story arcs and resorts to bringing in celebrity guests. Hanner's Dad invites Hanners, Tai and Marigold to visit him on the space station, Hermione and Ginny (as celebrity guests of the week) apparate to the station as well. Tai and Marigold team up with Hermione and Ginny to fight the SPACE WIZARDS, who turn out to be HannerDad under the alias Griznok with an army of evil wizardbots.
Hermione and Ginny hook up, Tai and Marigold hook up, doing it side by side on the surface of the moon. Their lovemaking overwhelmes Space HannerDad Griznok and Harry is able to kill him. Hanners and YellingBird (who happens to be on the space station due to deus ex machina) write an exciting fanfic based on the events.
clockworkjames:
Zombie apocolypse and everyone has to survive and pretty soon it's just robots and zombies left.
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