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0bsessions:
I would like it noted that I was an excellent typist and speller at the age of fourteen. This was primarily the result of the fact that I did not have a girlfriend and had plenty of time to practice.

I guess what I'm saying is dump the broad and do your homework. You obviously don't have time for both. I am actually kind of serious here. If you have such terrible anxiety and poor enough social skills that the first solution you had to this problem was "ask the internet," you probably shouldn't be dating yet.

Liz:
There is nothing that can save this thread. Therefore,

J-cob9000:
wow. you guys have serious niceness issues.
and yeah, i'm aware that you guys are mostly nerds who've never *had* a girlfriend. I was hoping more for a girl to answer. That way she could tell me what *she* enjoys.
I mean, because you know how all girls come from the same mold and they are all exactly the same and what they enjoy would *obviously* be what Nikki would enjoy.
I'm well aware of what you're supposed to do with them, I was just hoping for some advice to keep her as my girlfriend for a bit longer.
Obsessions: I can handle both a girlfriend and homework at the same time. It's not like she's some high maintenance chick. She's pretty laid back.

And to the rest of you, fuck you.
And that is an awesome picture.
Thank you. I will use it sometime.
What is the prize?

Leinad:
Ok, first a little bit of dating advice:

Make a point of going up and talking to her in just a normal way, first of all. Talk to her A LOT! You need to get to know her, not just have her be your girlfriend.
Secondly, don't just stand there if she walks up next to you, say "hi" "how was your day" wassup" or if you feel it will go over well "hey babe" and giver her a hug. I mean, come on, a lady likes to be noticed and feel appreciated and special. Don't pay more attention to someone you only classify as "someone else" when your freaking GIRLFRIEND walks up. Don't stop paying attention to them, but make it obvious to her that she is worth your time.

Secondly, post this in the blog-thread, that is what everyone else does.

SimpsonsParadox:
I was more chucking at the fact that he asked us for help, then insulted us. It brought a smile to my day.

As for serious responses; A) You're 14 B) its the Intrawabs C) You don't type at what's considered a 'decent' level for seriousness and D) You're asking for help in not being extremely awkward at an age where you probably SHOULD be extremely awkward.

The most serious answer you're likely to get is from benji. Follow his advice.

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