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What was the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?

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Dewey Decimal:
Yep the topic title says it all.

Last night my very drunken friend came out with:

"If you had as much leather as you wanted, cows would be endangered"

I wonder if he remembers saying that? So what's been the funniest thing said to you?

Patatat:
HAHAH AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HA HA AH AH AH AHA

Scandanavian War Machine:
read www.overheardinnewyork.com

it's much funnier than you or your friends.

Wasteroo:
Quick tip for the new posters:

Starting a thread with your first (or even second, or fifth) post is never a good idea. You will be reviled no matter what you have to say.

KvP:

--- Quote ---Conductor on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, this last weekend I went to a club...never again. I walked in, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. I saw a beautiful lady across the bar, went up to her and said, "Where have you been all my life?" She said back to me "I think for the first half of your life, I wasn't born." This is 59th, Columbus circle, have a good day, ladies and gentlemen.
--- End quote ---
Awesome.

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