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Twilight Series
Jackie Blue:
i don't know a single person who is a fan of twilight
i never even heard of it until the movie
based on this i am absolutely certain it is stupid
just like i knew napoleon dynamite was stupid even before i watched it
MadassAlex:
I kind of know what you mean.
I have found evidence of a wider movement in support of Twilight, but I personally only know a few fans, restricted to the female population. But perhaps that's just Australia, which tends to get a lighter dose of most cultural obsessions.
Alex C:
Comparing Edward to Alucard is hilarious. I mean, Hellsing is basically a batshit insane anime modeled after a batshit insane manga which exists largely to combine as much ridiculousness, guns, blades, fancy uniforms and famous locations into each frame. I mean, it's written by a guy who had to bootstrap himself up from the hentai gulags. It's juvenile, sure, but it's juvenile in a pulpy, quintessentially male sort of way that is as far from Twilight as you can imagine.
MadassAlex:
It's juvenile in a way that only grown people can really appreciate. As Khar once said:
Hellsing is about the Knights of the Round Table using Count Dracula to fight Nazis and the Inquisition.
(Although, that said, I don't believe Hellsing is without its own exposition.)
(I think the girls I mentioned really only enjoyed the sex appeal of Twilight, so Hellsing was awesome for them anyway)
(Because it shows that it was written and drawn by a hentai artist)
Zingoleb:
Whoever said I need to watch my company:
Emo girls love me. They flock to me. I really wish I were kidding. I can't stand them, which I guess fuels more reasons to be emo. They also write me poetry, which I generally burn. The one that sticks out was one along the lines of
Eddy, oh Eddy
My body burns to your touch
Eddy, oh Eddy
My heart is a flame for you
The wax turns to goo
Eddy, oh Eddy
Blah blah blah fucking blah. It was so bad that I laughed out loud reading it. Also, I don't like anyone calling me "Eddy," - if they *must* use that name, at least end it in '-ie' for fuck's sake.
They also come to me when they're threatening to kill themselves, and I help them a few times, but generally tell them to kill themselves if their life sucks so bad. It's a pretty safe thing to say - they realize that if they're dead, they can't bitch.
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