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Pick-Up Line Thread
supersheep:
What the hell.
Also, I once tried the line "Do you know how to cook potatoes?" without realising the potential for it to be taken as a sexist insult rather than the WTF moment I was hoping for.
Vidya:
I take my women like I take my steak. Raw and bleeding :wink:
Hljómalind:
I've only used one pick-up line - the other times either I was "picked up", or there was no picking up, just mutual coalescing, usually in environs too loud for lines of the non-powdered form - and it was "So, um, do you like your pizza and can I ask you out?" To which she replied, "Sure." There was an awkward pause, and then she said, "So, before...that wasn't a date?"
So it turns out I actually asked her out 6 weeks after our first date.
--- Quote ---To get your arm around a chap or lady next to you: "If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder [gesture to the closer] or this shoulder [gesture to the farther]?"
--- End quote ---
This one is awesome, and a firm favourite among my friends. (Annoyingly, as they hang around with girls who read Neil Gaiman and listen to indie electronica, it generally works.)
ZJGent:
--- Quote from: Vidya on 19 Oct 2008, 18:41 ---I take my women like I take my steak. Raw and bleeding :wink:
--- End quote ---
I take my women like I take my coffee.
In a little plastic cup.
Boro_Bandito:
"I like my women like I like my beer, stout and bitter."
I'm so sorry you guys I'm gonna crawl back under my rock.
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