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Vidya:

--- Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 24 Oct 2008, 11:54 ---What the hell is it with you and images with a white border? It's so very distracting...

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I actually had a picture of Seymour that had a normal border, but I figured PantsFTW would like this one better.

Inlander:
"I like women like I like tea:

in the sense that I like women, and I also like tea.

Not in the sense that the state in which I like one, is equivalent to the state in which I like the other.

Sorry for the confusion.

Would you like a cup of tea?"

Jace:

--- Quote from: Inlander on 25 Oct 2008, 06:54 ---Would you like a cup of tea?

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Only if it comes with women.


"Damn girl, you make my dick erect."

Inlander:
One cup of Lady Grey for the man with the pants, coming right up.

Slick:
At the zine fair this weekend I was looking at my friend's zine from last year again and saw the amazing section he had on pick-up lines. Exerpts:
* nice glasses fore-eyes, i wish i had four eyes so i could see more of that sexy cooch
* is your name magic johnson because i've got a magic johnson
* did you ever read shakespeare cuz right now i'm shaking my dick right at you (look down)
It is kind of a crude and vulgar sort of zine.

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