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Pick-Up Line Thread
Drill King:
Fuck I love Micheal Phelps. Fuck I love swimmers warblegarblenomnomnom.
Um.. I just had to say that I can't think of any pick up lines right now.
Cartilage Head:
His father's name is Fred Phelps. Coincidence? I think not.
thepugs:
I'm shocked no one has posted this yet: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/19/just-asking-is-michael-phelps-a-douche/
jhocking:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 19 Sep 2008, 10:00 ---Man, even if that is authentic (which I suppose it may be), I don't see how it makes him look bad.
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also
--- Quote from: Drill King on 20 Sep 2008, 07:02 ---Fuck I love swimmers warblegarblenomnomnom.
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Hit on swimmers openly. They may be otherwise nerdy guys who are too chicken to make a move. I'm just saying.
Hat:
I think the most successful line I have is "Do you want to flirt for a while until we both find something better" but last night I tried out a very successful new one where I am all "Hey baby do you like to dance because I like to dance as well, we should dance together" and I wish I spent more time forging these lines and less time drinking myself to death because I would get laid a lot more as a result
I am turning every thread in I like HURR into the Blog thread. Basically it is a transformation process like how a car turns into a robot and fuck me that is awesome
--- Quote from: jhocking on 20 Sep 2008, 08:39 ---Hit on swimmers openly. They may be otherwise nerdy guys who are too chicken to make a move. I'm just saying.
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Swimmers are inherently hairless men. You need to take this into account because they probably forget they have testosterone. Also it looks like I am giving J-Ho advice about men but that is not true, J-ho has all the men he will ever need. (NONE)
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