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Jimmy the Squid:
I filled this out a few months ago when est told me about it. I especially love the questions "are you now or have you ever been involved in espionage?" and "[during your stay in America] do you intend to commit acts of moral turpitude?"
What the hell kind of spy reads that and thinks "oh fuck I guess they got me on this one!"
Oli:
An honest spy.
Barmymoo:
I'm concerned by the way that the very first question asks "are you physically or mentally disabled, or a drug addict?". I don't see how they can justify lumping all of those things together. I mean, if you are in a wheelchair but not on any medication or anything like that, then by answering yes to that question you're making them think that you're addicted to opiates. Plus, why is it any of their business?
Grumble grumble stupid America.
Jace:
HOWS THAT BABY COMING ALONG MAY?
Barmymoo:
SHHH don't tell anyone I might have to fill out more paperwork if America finds out that I'm going to be abandoing babies left right and centre!
Interestingly, one of the questions on that there form asks if you've ever attempted to kidnap a child who was under the custody of an American citizen. They don't care about any other children, just American ones.
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